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Greatlakespede 1 point ago +2 / -1

The gayest sport becomes a bit less gay.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +4 / -1

You've never played soccer?

Try cricket, curling or golf if you want gay. Soccer, you'd better be badass.

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ActualAdult 1 point ago +1 / -0

Face down Joffrey Archer on a bouncing pitch with reverse swing before mocking cricketers.

Even with helmets on cricketers get killed by the bowler. How many fatalities do you see in football or American football?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +0 / -0

Why'd you bring bowling into this?

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ActualAdult 0 points ago +1 / -1

Well, mainly because you introduced cricket to the conversation.

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Greatlakespede 0 points ago +1 / -1

I played soccer on a travel team in 7th grade. Scored 12 goals in 6 games. Then I decided I wasn't a faggot. Soccer was a fall sport and I played American football rather than soccer. In my school soccer was for the bitch boys who couldn't make the football team or those afraid of real contact. Soccer is only popular because it is a sport where all you need is a ball and most of the world is poor. After HS did some amateur mma.

Sorry my joke offended you, I really don't mind soccer and you are right curling and golf are gay, cricket looks too gay to even learn about.

Only sports I care about or participate in now involve killing and catching things.

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BStoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are talking about, golf is all about gettin’ me some birdies and eagles!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +0 / -0

Sounds like the officiating where you were made soccer gay. We had real contact, no different than rugby or lacrosse.

Football always draws the biggest crowds though.

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British_Bastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

No different than Rugby......!?!?