I want you to know that I’m ragged but right Hopin’ like I'm livin’ like you people that’s white Porterhouse steak everyday for my board That’s more than all you rounders in ‘is town afford

I’m a mighty good man to have hangin' around I’m tailor-made I’m not a hand-me-down I’m a Eagle, I’m a Mason, I’m a Elk, I’m a Knight I’m ragged but right You hear me talkin’ I’m ragged but right

(Cue the sand dance)