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BE LESS WHITE (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Fakename ago by Fakename +3131 / -0
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Redditcanblowme 62 points ago +62 / -0

No, blackface isn't good enough. You're trying to be worthy to drink a Coke, not run for Prime Minister of Canada.

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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CisSiberianOrchestra 39 points ago +39 / -0

I still haven't gotten bored of Leonardo DiCaprio memes.

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CelesteD 25 points ago +25 / -0

IRL he's a flaming leftist, which makes memes of him waking people up that much sweeter.

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Aroid 17 points ago +17 / -0

Most celebrities are. Conservative actors normally get cancelled.

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RusherOfDin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not only do they cancel all the conservative actors but they also go after all the conservative singers, conservative artists, conservative comedians, conservative backup dancers, conservative karaoke DJ's, conservative artesian pickle makers.

Then there's the inevitable asshole that says, "All the talented people are liberals. Makes you think... huh?"

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RedPillMAGALegend 6 points ago +6 / -0

Correct. Tim “The Tool Man”Taylor aka Tim Allen got dropped from the network that first aired “Last Man Standing.” I forget what network it was, Faux picked the show up almost immediately

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RustTrohle 2 points ago +2 / -0

McCounaghey is based.

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Aroid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Him and Pat Sajak are the only conservative celebrities I can think of.

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RandallSavage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hercules, we’ve got him at least. And Clint Eastwood.

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Fakename [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just keeps giving

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deleted 3 points ago +5 / -2
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Fakename [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 22 points ago +22 / -0

I’m going to be more white, just to piss off Coca-Cola.

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BewareOfThePug 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are going to be Tab Clear?

Is Crystal Pepsi white supremacy?

Is water white supremacy, or only milk?

If its only milk, has anyone tried to carbonate milk?

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Kenrailae 15 points ago +15 / -0

.... No. I'll just buy less Coke...

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Fenianlad 9 points ago +9 / -0

The you’re just back out buying more coke in a few hours. Wait, what? Nevermind, wrong conversation.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the perfect opportunity for the CEO of some offbrand cola to come out and say something totally based, and get all of those anger bucks.

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SaltyBobCat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Red-Bull is based but it tastes like cat piss

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StarGirl 9 points ago +9 / -0

When will Coke start using brown sugar?

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BritPedeMEGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heyyyyy... damn... salient point.

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VaPnut 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm so white I still think I have to work every day to keep my family fed and clothed. Also, I am still white enough to love being around my baby momma and the kids and take them to church every Sunday. I'm as white on rice from Uncle Ben box.

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Bitfypmer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Learn to eat black rice you racist!

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EvensoAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. That is white.

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Yuriworkout 7 points ago +7 / -0

Justin Trudeau would be proud.

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StarGirl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey Coke, be less diabetes.

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Bitfypmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your a Star girl!!! That was fucking dunny!

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

The answer to "be less white" is "Blessed to be white". Also the universally acceptable and true statement "It's OK to be white" should be used to confront the elephant in the room.

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BritPedeMEGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I must have missed it, coke must have gone full retard.

Then I again, I don’t have cable, don’t watch tv, don’t watch the news, so don’t see 99% of tv ads, except if I’m in a hotel clicking thru the 400 channels of crap.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Is shooting an American Bald Eagle still a crime under the False Biden Administration?"

-T.S. Twenty-

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9Alp_CMa 4 points ago +4 / -0

They let you print "white" but not "black"🤷‍♂️ https://shareacoke.coca-cola.com.au/ try it! Also biden cheated

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS.COM

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D_Plainview 4 points ago +4 / -0

“It’s not enough to be non-racist, we must be racist”

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QSWO1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be less black.

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Just1voter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of the joke from the funny man. "I'll have a coke"

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Fakename [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top kek

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

The video circulating on social media is from a publicly available LinkedIn Learning series and is not a focus of our company’s curriculum,” the spokesperson said, but added that the course is “part of a learning plan to help build an inclusive workplace.

https://www.wionews.com/world/coca-cola-promotes-anti-white-rhetoric-invites-backlash-365070

They doubled down on it too. How mad has this world gone?

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Fakename [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inclusive wokeplace*

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n3IVI0 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't do it. Generations of brilliance, handed down from father to son, to arrive at me. Every awesome thing I do is racist, according to the Smithsonian. So I'm gonna roll with it. Because if being a product of the greatest culture in the history of the world is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. I'll just drink Dr. Pepper. Screw 'em.

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Matrix_Exodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be less white = culture appropriate

🤡🌎

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TenaciousDT 3 points ago +3 / -0

updoots for everybody, 10/10

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Fakename [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thx fren :

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Stefanos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny as fuck!!!

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Fakename [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanx fren

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Stefanos 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you fren. The caption would be like "so.. is This what you meant?" 😂

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I may not be less white but I’m certainly dumber for hearing this

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trailerfinance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be less white.

B less white.

Bless white.

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MagaDevildog2 2 points ago +2 / -0

be less white??? Nigga please we wuz inventors n sheit

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard the liberals were okay with their whiteness. They just want us to be black because they're so racist.

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Formerlurker92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drink less coke

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't drink any less, but can encourage others.

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JSullz59 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmfao meme them to bankruptcy!

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Primus88 2 points ago +2 / -0

We bleed red I'm afraid

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Ascanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guvuhnuh Ralph Northam agrees.

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Tugboatguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks like the “Muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby".....ha

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

What does be less white even mean? Get on my knees and cuck whenever I non white person tells me to? I don’t think so.

Stupidest shit I ever heard of.

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Bitfypmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm gonna be the Whitest Whitey that ever Whited!!!!!!

Thanks for reminding Me to keep My proud WHITE heritage alive AND well liberal/Commie Media!!!!!

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Bitfypmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thinking about growing BACK my Mullet frow the 90's!!!!(Google it 20-somethings)

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WonkoTheInsane 1 point ago +1 / -0

The truth is you can’t be less White and that’s not what They want. They want you dead.

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Fecklessgod 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to be less white, but if I didn’t vote do Biden. So I ain’t black.

I’m so confused.

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Patriot_Rob 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Coke, no Pepsi, no pop in general for me. it's poison folks. And Coke can go broke with their woke!

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UsurperJoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bring back blackface

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RustTrohle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soda is poison. Drank it like a fish as a child up until senior year of high school. Since I stopped, I no longer get random headaches throughout the week. Only time I get a headache is from a hangover. Shit is garbage for your body and well being.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

China really wants a race war in America, eh?

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg this was fantastic

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Fakename [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanx fren

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yahesss my nigga. Let the hate flow thru you.

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REDWHITEandBLONDE10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is going to break the news to the Christmas Coca-Cola Polar Bears? They can’t be LESS white... guess they are out of a gig. Could hire the M&M crew since they have color diversity & no whiteys....

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Bitfypmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you not seen the new Coke comercials???

The Polar bears have been replaced by the African Black Bear. Was going well for s while, then the bears all became drug addicts/alcoholics and abandoned there black Bear Cubs. The Forrest rangers kept arresting the Bears for there criminal behavior and the black Bear Cubs learned from there elders and continued the horrible life decisions.