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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 23 points ago +23 / -0

Steal 20v sawzall and batteries from home depot. Use it to steal cats. Buy dope. Democrat career path in 3 sentences.

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WassermanSchultz 8 points ago +8 / -0

How do cats get you dope? I see plenty of "free kittens" signs and could probably use them to get dope and then resell it. I'm looking at a pretty nice side hustle here..

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Klown_Kutz [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Catalytic converters bring a lot of money from recyclers. They aren't supposed to buy them from just anyone, but they do.

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, a real answer. I thought it was a typo of 'cars.'