2633
Comments (83)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
45
Toughsky_Shitsky 45 points ago +48 / -3

Make them swim to Palm Beach. Whoever makes it there alive gets 5 minutes to make his/her case. That should weed out the Chris Christies and Billy Barrs of the repug party.

Hell, even Mittens would beg off so he wouldn't ruin his magic jammies.

13
dirtbiscuit 13 points ago +13 / -0

KEK.

Don't want the oily sheen of sumo cheese coating our offshore!