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sustainable_saltmine 78 points ago +79 / -1

that works about as well as a "real" mask at blocking viruses, except now you won't suffocate on your own CO2

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War_Hamster 34 points ago +37 / -3

I built a chain link fence to keep the mosquitoes out of my yard.

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WhitePowerRanger 28 points ago +30 / -2

I wear chainmail undies to prevent farts from getting out

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wow! Just wow.....

You really went there.....

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 7 points ago +8 / -1

You’d be surprised how protected you feel in them. A but rusty at the end of the day, but still safe.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +5 / -1

No. 1000 times no.

If I wasn't laughing I'd be mad at you for that visual.

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T__X 5 points ago +6 / -1

https://fakemaskusa.com/

Edit: I'm not in any way connected - I just appreciate their LOLGF attitude about masks

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Minn2000 36 points ago +37 / -1

I'm guessing those 2.5K comments fall along the lines of: "Don't those Repshitlicans know that those face muzzles are for their and everyone else's own good? The unelected "scientists" told me so."

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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +14 / -1

It's sad how much my opinion of the scientists and doctors of the western world has changed in 12 months

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ShitOfPeace 1 point ago +2 / -1

There's a difference between your doctor that has an actual interest in your health and actually knows stuff and a bureaucratic "doctor" that gets paid to have people fawn over everything he says and gets drunk on his own power.

Medicine, like government, works best on a local level.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +3 / -1

"If face masks work, why are face shields an acceptable alternative?"

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UsurperJoe 27 points ago +28 / -1

I need one of these for the airplane.

We can also attack the mask from a 1A focus.

Having the bottom half of your face covered impedes expression.

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WhitePowerRanger 10 points ago +11 / -1

I express myself by not wearing a mask

It’s against my religion to wear a mask

And the classic

Don’t tell me what to do you fucking nazi

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UsurperJoe 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hahaha.

Wokeism is a religion and nobody like being called a Nazi!

I like it.

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cyberspace_cowboy1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Pro tip: for the paper/mesh disposable masks you can cut out a layer or two and it’ll provide much better airflow, so it’s basically just the mesh layer. Depending what color the mask it is barely noticeable which keeps you under the radar...

I’ll use a pocket knife and small scissors to cutout the layers on a black mesh paper mask. With dark facial hair underneath it sort of blends in, especially if the lighting is darker. Good for the gym or treadmill running where they’re mandatory with prevalent mask nazis.

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MastaJoda 0 points ago +1 / -1

I usually grab my fucking sack and tell whoever to go fuck themselves, I’m not wearing a mask. That way I don’t need to be a passive cunt slave at all. It’s extremely simple and doesn’t require being a bitch nor wearing any form of mask

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cyberspace_cowboy1 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sure, you can act like an ape about it (and in this case lose gym access) or use just a sliver of tactfulness and to maintain access.

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PocketPosse 2 points ago +3 / -1

He is the type of moron preventing any dialogue about mask coordination and subversion under the lie that their are no consequences for not wearing one at all. I think we should all wear fishnet/sabotaged masks or ones that say placebo, so you know when you are among friends.

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PocketPosse -1 points ago +1 / -2

This "never" wear a mask bullshit is always the surest sign that the person is either a liar, lives somewhere with NO real pushback, or hasnt left their house in a year.

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JudicialDredd 16 points ago +18 / -2

Would rather they fully nut up and just not wear one. This shit show has got to stop.

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leakmouth 15 points ago +16 / -1

Yes I agree but it’s also kind of funny to mock them and illustrate just how absurd and ridiculous it is to wear a mask all the time. Like I said above if I’m forced to wear a mask I immediately rip a big hole in it

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MastaJoda -1 points ago +2 / -3

I don’t do “if.” I’m never forced to do shit that I don’t want to do. Easy as 1, 2, 3.

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OrangeMenace2020 7 points ago +8 / -1

Based Hillbillies.

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PraetorAngel 4 points ago +5 / -1

Remember, masks are lingerie for your face crotch

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memechallenger33 3 points ago +4 / -1

Now I want a lacy one... LOL.

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wolfygirl2 2 points ago +3 / -1

😍

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dataonly 1 point ago +2 / -1

Solid!

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RememberKosciuszko 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lmao

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leakmouth 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol That’s exactly what I do if a store requests that I wear a mask. I immediately rip a giant hole in it for my mouth and wear it under my nose

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DeepWinter 0 points ago +1 / -1

I had this exact thought today! Pity it wasn’t sooner; come March 1st I’m not wearing a mask. Period!

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iNeed2p 0 points ago +1 / -1

Eww reddit

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Krakalakin 0 points ago +1 / -1

OMG -- I am SO GLAD to see some govt employees doing the right thing!

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love that it's from REEEEEEEddit!

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kazimiera 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sweet .. love this

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SummTingWong 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nice! The must like fresh air! I would recommend not wearing any part of the mask though.

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Kekstanone 0 points ago +1 / -1

My man, WV represent and resist!

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Homemade-Soap 0 points ago +1 / -1

All the protection of the regular mask, but now without the hypoxia.

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MAGA_Centurion -1 points ago +3 / -4

Complying is still complying.

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14DaysToFlatten 8 points ago +9 / -1

Malicious compliance is a fun concept. Not really related to these guys.

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PocketPosse -1 points ago +1 / -2

Moron. Even pirhanas nibble first. We arent ever going to get straight to unlawful noncompliance. We need malicious compliance and lawful noncompliance first. Stop trying to skip steps.

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MAGA_Centurion -1 points ago +1 / -2

What are you talking about? My whole town hasn't complied with state mask laws since day 1. We're waiting for everyone else to stop being pussies. Hurry the fuck up fsggots.

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PocketPosse 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good for your town. Some of us live in things called cities with more than five people. Its the law and they have the power and weaponized autism to enforce it. You arent helping by shaming allies trying to out maneuvre the endless blue idiots in population centers.

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MAGA_Centurion 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah, it's the law here too, retard. Still waiting for you pussy faggots.

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Voiceofreason72 -1 points ago +4 / -5

Don't do it. Not based! Don't be a walking meme wearing a jock strap on your ball sniffing face.

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NvCrone 2 points ago +3 / -1

Walking memes are the best memes.

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Voiceofreason72 0 points ago +1 / -1

C'mon man, I draw the line well before face jock straps. But hey, make a statement bois

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ThisIsHowItStarts 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just like the halftime show at the Super Bowl