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Big_Don_45_2020 105 points ago +105 / -0

United's response: "Sorry, our mechanics were taking a mandatory diversity class online and couldn't do the flight pre-checks."

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ZhouBai-Den 51 points ago +51 / -0

But the critical issue for airline safety is, "Are they less white now?"

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GODwins76 4 points ago +6 / -2

I agree, we need less whites, now!

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Southern Africa has entered the chat and is starving.

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TwistedSister [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

How many people do you think took this as a sign and cancelled their flight?

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 7 points ago +7 / -0

They were too busy breaking guitars and making toddlers wear masks, getting diversity hires...to do basic airplane maintenance.

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ZhouBai-Den 47 points ago +49 / -2

They called the FAA who consulted SCOTUS. SCOTUS determined 5-4, with Roberts casting the deciding vote, that this it isn't an FAA matter. The debris is on the ground, not attached to an airplane, and therefore out of the FAA's perview.

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4cdarth 20 points ago +20 / -0

Aviation maintenance student here. Normally for a flight like this, involving a commercial aircraft that has resulted in no deaths or injuries (going off the FAA definition of a death or injury) the NTSB will investigate. The FAA will be brought in though for their expertise, and any findings will be sent out as a service bulletin or airworthiness directive depending on how serious the issue is.

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ZhouBai-Den 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oops! As an "air disaster show" junkie, I should have remembered the NTSB investigates. I don't think I'll edit it though.

I was just posting for smart ass effect. I loved the headline's parallel to the election, Cuomo, and everything else (and unlike the the violent Trump-led Capitol insurrection, Ted Cruz abandoning his freezing constituents, etc.) It's all in how the news wants us to see it.

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4cdarth 8 points ago +8 / -0

So true. Did get a good chuckle out of it though.

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Deplorable2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, the SCOTUS will just say NTSB doesn't have standing or dismiss due to laches.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

The doctrine of laches is in effect because no one said that they were concerned about the engine failing when the plane was built.

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ZhouBai-Den 3 points ago +3 / -0

True. They did not build the plane with defective engines, so therefore, this did not happen.

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The_End_Is_Now 27 points ago +27 / -0

And i have to jump through hoops to fly a drone over an empty field.

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ZhouBai-Den 6 points ago +6 / -0

In flyover states, I couldn't even get to a jet.

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Salacious_B_Trump 22 points ago +23 / -1

That’s Donnie Darko’s house.

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Dirk_Diggler 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck me, we are living in the tangent universe. The manipulated living.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh shit...this IS the wrong timeline, isn't it? I knew something was way off.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get it.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donnie Darko is a movie and early into it, a jet engine crashes into the main character's bedroom.

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4cdarth 21 points ago +21 / -0

Holy! Looks like part of the engine cowling. I haven't seen a Boeing 777 up close but normally the cowling will be riveted in parts, or use quarter turn screws to hold it down. Looking at this, it appears it might be the leading edge of the inlet, so it would probably be riveted on.

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4cdarth 17 points ago +17 / -0

Update: seems what happened is engine suffered a major failure, causing it to explode to a degree. Seems entirw cowling was forced off and was scattered around the town below where engine exploded.

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SordidPontification 7 points ago +7 / -0

It was a blade out failure which was contained by the engine. The vibration and damage from the imbalance probably dislodged the cowling which contributed to the failure.

The reality is that engines are designed to contain a catastrophic failure. If they didn't, this would have brought down the entire aircraft.

It's not that concerning since this is a success of the engineering that goes into these engines, so I'm not sure what u/TwistedSister is trying to get at here.

The concerning thing is that the PW4077 engines have suffered a couple of other blade-out events like this which I think probably warrants grounding the fleet long enough to figure out why there has been more than one failure of this type.

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TwistedSister [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clearly they're all overreacting.

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SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, over the last week, the FAA grounded everything flying PW4077 to determine the source of the blade out events, much as I predicted.

So yes, I think the thread was largely an overreaction since the engine didn't explode but the failure was contained (which it was engineered to do).

In all likelihood, there were cracks forming in the fan blades due to manufacturing faults.

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TwistedSister [S] 11 points ago +13 / -2

Stop overracting. It's only an engine.

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Formerlurker92 17 points ago +17 / -0

The engine of the world is grinding to a halt.

Who is john galt

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Omnes_Omnibus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just in case, check if there's a teenage boy in the house with powers to alter time and space, and who talks to a giant imaginary rabbit.

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highenergywinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Donnie

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E-dantes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damnit!! Beat by all you fags.......kek

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NPC11011110000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Day one of United Airlines mechanics acting "less white".

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DangerousAmerican76 6 points ago +7 / -1

What’s the stakes on it being a “Diversity higher”?

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Tartarian-Kingtwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Less than a diversity hire

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VaPnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bird strike!

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TwistedSister [S] 4 points ago +7 / -3

The mechanic dropped by the smoke shop on the way to work.

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meetmeattheboarder -5 points ago +2 / -7

Shit happens. Get over it.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Short Boeing?

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Winter_bow_huntress 4 points ago +4 / -0

Q:“How far do you think one engine will take us” A:“ right to the scene of the crash”

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Lessen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Getting strong Donnie Darko vibes the further we go into this clown world.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damnit. Beat. I gotta stay around more hours.

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RighterThanU 4 points ago +4 / -0

More info

Including Video

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Colonel_Dax 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's the big deal? It didn't hit the house, or the car, did it? And the airplane didn't stop flying.
Besides, that house looks like it is owned by racists...

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, it's Broomfield, so they're more likely to smoke a metric fuckton of ganja and use the cowl as a hula hoop.

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brassmule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the plot to Donnie Darko?

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn. You beat me too. Fuck frens, get a life.....kek

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DragonEnergy2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stanley Kubrick was right.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen this movie. Somewhere a genius is destroying his friends imbicillic discussion of smurf sexology!!

Edit to add: I'm slow as fuck. You guys need less time on .win yo!

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TwistedSister [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're completely safe. The government is going to investigate it.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I've seen this episode too. One dude gets a week off, the inspecting mechanic loses his inspection license for a month and the supervising mechanic gets a slap on the wrist. Oh, wait, that's in the u. s. Navy. These guys are union. 2 paid days off

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Agent_Orange 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check the passenger manifest. See who was on Hillary's list.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will this increase insurance premiums?

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two different parts. Quite the...diversity.

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9Alp_CMa 2 points ago +2 / -0

The front fell off.

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MachinaOpus 2 points ago +2 / -0

awesome raised garden bed.

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Zeroxorez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That new Donnie Darko remake is looking good!

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gropedbybiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

SMELLS LIKE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION QA DEPARTMENTS

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CornPop69_420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yoooooou doooon't neeeeeeeed one of those. It's clearly decorative.

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure about you guys, but I'd insist that I keep that chunk of plane right there. That's a nice souvenir (without ever having to leave home).

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is it two different shapes yet in same place in same yard??

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a ring. Look at a ring edge on and it looks like a line.

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Olds77 1 point ago +1 / -0

More media hysteria. No one died in the air or on the ground and flying via airlines in America continues to be the safest form of travel for mile traveled by far in the last decade. This will be investigated and maybe their is some issues with how some of the engine will wear, inspections will be done and parts will be replaced if it's not something particularly obvious that someone screwed up. I'd hazard a guess more Americans were killed in Texas on all the icy roads from the storm than Americans have died traveling by airlines in the last decade.

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck it’s ALWAYS United.

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4cdarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we can't seat you, we'll beat you

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Tartarian-Kingtwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Import the 3rd world become the third world

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could this have been caused by a strike? We've had a lot of fuckin geese flying through lately.