Scientists have successfully combined all 4 Seinfeld characters.
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I thought it was trans harry potter tbh
Thats funny!
That is frickin funny...because it’s TRUE
It was pretty funny yesterday too.
https://patriots.win/p/12hRZkRUFn/cumala-harris-stepdaughter/
Hilaria Potter
Yer a gender wizard, Harry
Oh man.... dying here. XD ROFL.
I saw a few people making this same joke. Whoever came up with it first deserves a ton of praise, but it's so obvious, like the telephone I could see multiple people inventing it at roughly the same time. Too bad some folks lifted it, but oh well it's still pretty funny.
Harry Potter and the Half Fag Glowie
Hairy Potter and the Chamber of Ballots
Hairy Potter and the Half Fake Snizz
Hairy Potter and the Gobbler of Cock
Harry Potter and the Marital Aid of Alcatraz.
Hairy Potter and the Demented Sniffer
Harriet Potter and the Extra Chromosome
Oh. Poor Harry. :(
Harry Potter and Xir who cannot be dead-named.
Harry Potter and the Sphincter of Fire.
Harry Potter and the Half-Sucked Mints.
I saw John Lennon.
They've created a female clone of Weird Al Yankovic: https://img.discogs.com/xM3R61X_CUCtFrj73xjXEs070lU=/fit-in/600x588/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-985212-1190293249.jpeg.jpg
Edit: She's already written her first song:
https://youtu.be/1d-aWMQuoS4
Flipendo!
Penis Deletus.
libido limpitus
It's a big salad...
When you include all the cocaine I'm sure there are some vitamins they get via the baby formula used to cut the drugs.
It's actually baby laxative, which helps with the weight loss too. 🤷♂️
Does that make you poop babies?
Girls don't poop.
Only on the day after Thanksgiving.
Ah so that's how they maintain that paralyzed, blank expression.
The thousand cock stare
Looks like she's been saving "the meal" for later, à la Kenny Bania!
If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.
"I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill."
At least she’s not one of those fat models.
Move over GOMAD, meet HOLAD!
Beautiful. "Tomatoes the size of volleyballs."
Not on that one up there... Tomatoes look like they fell off the cart and landed under the wheel.
If it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything....
She needs more heavy gravy
Her stepmom Kamala Harris is watching and cackling.
OKAY QUIET EVERYONE I NEED QUIET TO WORK!
Bring me the medium format film! Digital is passè, I work in LIGHT!
Cigarette, Zthrul! God what do I even pay you for, huh?
YOU! Off my set! Off! Okay, briiiing in the talent!
Oh marvelous darling absolutely marvelous let’s look at you!
Perfection! Zthrul, what are you standing there for!?. PLACES!
Okay, okay,, yes, yes, NO! No! We need different energy, this isn’t working! Bring me my 70-110 and a neutral density filter!
Okay, sweeties, now, this shot is all about a whole cast of characters in a New York Fishbowl! I need you to be be all of them dear, at ONCE, can you do that?
Okay, just stand there like a fish then! Your a FISH! A goopy, droopy, stoopi fish!
Yes that’s it!
More floop! More goop! Now, look like you lost your fins, and you don’t know what to do! Perfect Darling!
Zthrul get my agent on the phone, I’m moving to Rock Springs and becoming a bricklayer, I can’t handle this shit
this is frighteningly spot on
Yup
Of course she is.
No, that would be environmentally unfriendly. She's eating weeds and some bugs.
Less yada yada yada. More MAGA MAGA MAGA.
I think this ensemble needs a puffy shirt to take it to the next level.
OMG, f'n perfect lol.
Could I BE any more androgynous?
Chandler was never on Seinfeld.
Who is seinfeld?
Not my proudest fap
Kek
Can anyone really blame her? She had no future otherwise if it wasnt for the free $$$$ coming due to her connections. Maybe this will keep her from joining antifa/blm and smashing windows.
Nah, she'll still join BLM and riot, just like Warren Wilhelm's spawn.
still recovering from her subway nude pics :(
Wilhelm? my name is Tanya!
Is that what BLMers want – free money? Why don't we just pay BLM to not burn/loot/murder? How much do they want?
Eewww.... dollar says hunter been there ... <3 MAGA2021
This is fucking BRILLIANT!
Harry Potter and the Stolen Election
The most I can give her is she has nice skin.
Her eyebrows freak me out though....
Her skin is very clear that's true, but I agree her eyebrows look like a freak show and apparently she doesn't even wax, shave or even laser her under arm hair and somehow this girl is a model?!
A model of ugliness and self-hate
Well said also very funny name. Omar is an idiot!
She only has 1.
Her skin looks gross in other pictures
What are you even talking about. Obvious photoshop.
Scientists have successfully combined all 4 Seinfeld characters ....AND Seinfeld creator, Larry David.
Accuracy: Level 100!
Attractiveness: Level 0
I don't like this reboot.
Jesus dude!
IIRC, this is some top level Ds daughter or niece. Does anyone know?
Kamala's step daughter
Thanks, was wondering wtf this was
It's not her spawn. Her cuck had it with some other creature before he married her.
It's not a daughter, don't care who spawned it.
Based
Looks like Howard Stern finally got that sex change operation.
That is hilarious!
She looks like she has a yeast infection and does finger painting with menstrual blood.
Don't give this skank any coverage.
It's another money laundering scheme from these frauds so might as well talk some shit since they're funneling money through them regardless.
Just wait, she's going to be on the cover of every fashion magazine soon.
Meanwhile Melania was verboten.
HONK HONK
Who is this and why is it stickied?
This is the picture they send you as a cure when you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
Needs a GD warning label.
I won’t get hard for the next 4 days now!!
What I see is Weird Al Yankovic amidst taking his hormonal.medications, just prior to sexual re-aassignment surgery.
Woof woof. . .
Ah, so this is that "non-binary" gender I've been hearing about.
I don’t want to have sex this lunar cycle
HAHA excellent!
She looks like the ultimate liberal bitch!
Either an 80's glamour shot or some 'High-Fashion' runway model in Israel
Points awarded
I can smell it from here.
He’s got a little Newman going on as well.
Napoleon Dynamites sister
They're just rubbing it in our faces at this point.
It's a Ho about nothing.
Shit, piss and throw up in a blender hit purée and you have what’s above.
She is the new woke standard for women, goodbye Kardashians hello butt, hip and breast reductions
She looks like John Lennon in a wig cosplaying Ichigo from bleach
Eww, is that Cameltoe Harris' "daughter"?]
I can't believe this girl is actually a model she is so ugly and she doesn't even wax, shave or laser her underarms. Her hair, and eyebrows are so ugly and she dresses in a stupid manner. She kind of looks like a tranny tbh.
If this girl can be a model, then I can too, unlike her I laser my underarms, do not dress like an idiot and do not look like a tranny, I am and really do look like a real girl!
Laser? I thought I heard on late-nite TV that those make hair grow?
They don't. I've been doing it for almost 3 years now and my armpit hair is almost gone and my underarms have lightened as I am not shaving them anymore.
Oh ok, I was referring to these infomercials they play in the middle of the night for these baseball hats that have a bunch of lasers inside of them that people are supposed to wear to regrow the hair on their head. Something George Costanza would have probably been interested in at some point! Guess we are talking about different kinds of lasers.
I'm glad you take pride in your appearance, unlike Jeri Elaine Georgina Kramerica in the picture at the top of this page! :-)
is that Emma's rea name?
If Howard Stern was a 21-year-old girl.
Weird Al
wtf is this?
Oh damn you're right.
This makes me feel like I should apologize for calling Chelsea Clinton ugly.
Never apologize for telling the truth
It just doesn't tie together for me without the hairy armpits.
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
“I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate, I’ve got it all!”
She's hideous lmaooo
ladies and gentlemen, this is what parental neglect looks like.
oh look it's xir
Weird Al's son