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AsaNisiMAGA 62 points ago +63 / -1

It's a big salad...

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RegularAmerican 38 points ago +38 / -0

When you include all the cocaine I'm sure there are some vitamins they get via the baby formula used to cut the drugs.

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spezisthedevil 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's actually baby laxative, which helps with the weight loss too. 🤷‍♂️

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Looks like she's been saving "the meal" for later, à la Kenny Bania!

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Uncle___Rico 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you're one of us, you'll take a bite.

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

At least she’s not one of those fat models.

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ippwndu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Move over GOMAD, meet HOLAD!

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riesling 9 points ago +10 / -1

Beautiful. "Tomatoes the size of volleyballs."

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PhilMcKankles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not on that one up there... Tomatoes look like they fell off the cart and landed under the wheel.

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Bullmoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

She needs more heavy gravy

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riesling 12 points ago +13 / -1

Her stepmom Kamala Harris is watching and cackling.

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Chopblock 17 points ago +17 / -0

OKAY QUIET EVERYONE I NEED QUIET TO WORK!

Bring me the medium format film! Digital is passè, I work in LIGHT!

Cigarette, Zthrul! God what do I even pay you for, huh?

YOU! Off my set! Off! Okay, briiiing in the talent!

Oh marvelous darling absolutely marvelous let’s look at you!

Perfection! Zthrul, what are you standing there for!?. PLACES!

Okay, okay,, yes, yes, NO! No! We need different energy, this isn’t working! Bring me my 70-110 and a neutral density filter!

Okay, sweeties, now, this shot is all about a whole cast of characters in a New York Fishbowl! I need you to be be all of them dear, at ONCE, can you do that?

Okay, just stand there like a fish then! Your a FISH! A goopy, droopy, stoopi fish!

Yes that’s it!

More floop! More goop! Now, look like you lost your fins, and you don’t know what to do! Perfect Darling!

Zthrul get my agent on the phone, I’m moving to Rock Springs and becoming a bricklayer, I can’t handle this shit

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

this is frighteningly spot on

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup

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Toughsky_Shitsky 7 points ago +7 / -0

her

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course she is.

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, that would be environmentally unfriendly. She's eating weeds and some bugs.