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riesling 12 points ago +13 / -1

Her stepmom Kamala Harris is watching and cackling.

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Chopblock 17 points ago +17 / -0

OKAY QUIET EVERYONE I NEED QUIET TO WORK!

Bring me the medium format film! Digital is passè, I work in LIGHT!

Cigarette, Zthrul! God what do I even pay you for, huh?

YOU! Off my set! Off! Okay, briiiing in the talent!

Oh marvelous darling absolutely marvelous let’s look at you!

Perfection! Zthrul, what are you standing there for!?. PLACES!

Okay, okay,, yes, yes, NO! No! We need different energy, this isn’t working! Bring me my 70-110 and a neutral density filter!

Okay, sweeties, now, this shot is all about a whole cast of characters in a New York Fishbowl! I need you to be be all of them dear, at ONCE, can you do that?

Okay, just stand there like a fish then! Your a FISH! A goopy, droopy, stoopi fish!

Yes that’s it!

More floop! More goop! Now, look like you lost your fins, and you don’t know what to do! Perfect Darling!

Zthrul get my agent on the phone, I’m moving to Rock Springs and becoming a bricklayer, I can’t handle this shit

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

this is frighteningly spot on

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup

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Toughsky_Shitsky 7 points ago +7 / -0

her

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course she is.