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coolhandcuke 62 points ago +62 / -0

I can seriously picture Coke's CEO's reading this and thinking," Hey, good idea."

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anon09 29 points ago +29 / -0

wouldn't be the first time the bee predicted the future

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ILoveWatermelons 17 points ago +17 / -0

I actually couldn't tell if this was real or fake... Tells you about the world we're living in today.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 5 points ago +5 / -0

They will be pushing the new new Coke Coffee dark blend extra hard-core though.

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PollyannaWhittier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well coke did have "black coke" (espresso) and they yanked it. Now they have "coffee coke" (awful) but should call it black coke.

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Starxteel 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF this turns into reality I'll rage so hard I'll turn green and wreck a town

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xkgb 14 points ago +14 / -0

They should also discontinue diet coke, since it's associated with Trump.

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Rockhad10 11 points ago +11 / -0

Every commercial on TV has a black man with a white woman. Every single one. Every one. All of them, anyone you see, everywhere.

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those who control the media control the hearts and minds of the masses... and they want to control the souls. Force their morals on us. We must refuse them.

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RockyMin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really want us to think that it's a common thing along with homosexual couples. Is it a common thing in some areas?

I spent most of my life living in NJ and only personally knew one inter-racial couple, other than that I didn't even see it around otherwise. And never knew of any homosexuals personally or even in passing.

I have lived in SC for the past 6 years and haven't encountered either here. The media would have us believe that every other household on our block contains one or the other.

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Rockhad10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed 1000000000000000000000%

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South_Florida_Guy 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's only a handful of the same ad agencies doing 99% of the campaigns for the major brands. That and every company behind the major brands are all trying to do gymnastics over each other to be the "wokest".

I've said for quite sometime, however, that the ads themselves have nothing to do with the actual product or service being offered but rather to push the race mixing and gay/perversion agenda, the product is just an aside or excuse to make the ad.

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Coldbyte 9 points ago +9 / -0

They need to practice what they preach.

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MudDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

that one tastes like monkey butt anyway

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Perhelion 5 points ago +5 / -0

My God...the cleverness of the Bee is practically unlimited

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

People know vanilla beans are black, right?

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RainingDownFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow RaCIst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 1 point ago +1 / -0

13% of all spices account for 50% of all ice cream flavor.

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Groupthinkgroupthink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't coke being black racist in and of itself?

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lenchodahated 3 points ago +3 / -0

bro i fucking love vanilla coke tho :/ i like it even more than cherry coke

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Cherry Vanilla was the best Coke.

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crowjob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck. I forgot about that. I haven't bought soda in years, but now I need to find some.

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

sadly, it's not being produced anymore =/

Cherry Vanilla Coke, on the other hand, is... but they're not the same =(

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those fucking polar bears had better be in blackface come Christmas 2021.

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're saying if they ain't black bears, we call out the white supremacy of Coca-Cola?

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, so that's why I could never find the stuff.

Oh well, giving up coke anyway...

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DZP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

<snort> .. er .. I mean ahaha

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is so brilliant.

I'm off to share that with my whole network.

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK!

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onaleca 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where do we place our bets on how long it’ll be before this actually happens?

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mickusa1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soo... been gone for two days... wtf is up with coke now?

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undergroundinpdx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny except that shit's gross anyway.

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fine .... but then I don't ever wann hear a sassy, fat Black woman use the term "sugah" again!

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durkadurka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let’s make this happen. People should not be drinking whiteness. Coke must pull this racist drink from the shelves.

I’m ready to out-crazy the crazy.

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Trump2AM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well seriously, you have to suggest the White House to change name too.

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Annpi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chocolate flavor to replace vanilla next week....

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Sum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey pedes, keep in mind liquid vanilla is black. So when some Tyrone or freak idiot leftist calls you vanilla you be sure to tell them this and make their heads explode.

"That's right! This vanilla cracker is blacker than you! [Deep breath] Bitch"

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RealHappyFeet 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Bee sees all and knows all.

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4cdarth 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nah, you should see the Biden covid vaccine one they did. Made in his basement, requires 12 doses administrator's personally by him, in his basement, and LGBTQ women of color first.

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vanilacoke 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an outrage!

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SFAM1A 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK first of all, lower your voice.