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HeavenlyTrumpets 36 points ago +37 / -1

Hopefully they will be unable to procreate.

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dirtbiscuit 20 points ago +22 / -2

Is his GF even 3-dimensional?

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Winter_bow_huntress 12 points ago +14 / -2

Wafu pillows are 3D right? Lol

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D__1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Once she's fully inflated.

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tombombadil86 13 points ago +13 / -0

They probably took the covid gene therapy drug so they're a real chance they won't be.

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NoatakTheWiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's be honest though. With how bad his genes are, he probably could be sterilized yet somehow still end up MORE likely to have offspring. Maybe his girlfriend will get back earlier from (x)her bull's apartment and let this dude smash on his birthday after she thinks there's no longer a risk of getting pregnant from him. Though we are assuming the girlfriend is actually female, big assumption there.

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Moebius 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can cook anything in a CRISPR...just ask the Chinese...

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Skogin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Step into xi oven.

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don_elbowdrop_hilary 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be surprised if he could produce cum.