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fluffykitten 140 points ago +142 / -2

black santa takes possessions from you every christmas instead of giving them to you

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deleted 59 points ago +61 / -2
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Skogin 19 points ago +20 / -1

Hey, that’s my bike!

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +11 / -4

black santa stole my virginity!

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AtticusDenzil 5 points ago +6 / -1

sure if he's part of LGBT he probably fucked you when you were a child

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Donger-Lord2 8 points ago +10 / -2

You mean LGHDTV+?

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Intra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Black Santa gave me AIDS!

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MAGAT2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

relax if he stole all your stuff i bet he needs it more than you dont call the police on him you should be glad you get to participate in the redistribution of wealth

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bubadmt 36 points ago +38 / -2

Gotta leave out some malt liquor and a black n' mild for him at midnight too.

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Bitfypmer 19 points ago +21 / -2

Lmao!!!

And black Santa steals all your kids grape popsicles. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ₯°

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Wrexxis780 7 points ago +8 / -1

And Xmas is now every day

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0