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RiffFantastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
that Michael Jackson is a fag,
Pepsi-Cola burned him up,
Now he's drinking 7-up,
7-up burned him too,
Now he's drinking Mountain Dew