Eavesdropping On My Brown Neighbors Trying to Figure Out How to Be Less White
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I would suggest you help them fix their door, but that would be an awfully “white” thing to do. And you’re trying to go the opposite direction.
Being late for everything is a good start though.
Finish breaking the door down and shoot them in the leg when they tell you they have no cash at hand, then steal their electronics.
CNN : "Patriots.win user suggests breaking into people of colors homes, and terrorize them by" shooting them in the leg" and "stealing their electronics"
Hahaha. Imagine. If they quoted this, lefty retards would actually take it at face value like the sheep they are.
For a minute there...I almost thought you...weren't a fellow caterpiller.
Forgot to add the part where your partner is shot dead by a 12 year old
And we can’t forget that everyone on Twitter assumed that your partner called them the “n word” thus making it a good shoot.
What's the n word
Nergo
Terrorizing them? I thought gunshot wounds to the extremities is just how POCs say "hi." Like dogs sniffing one another's butts.
Don't for get to point the gun at the pregnant woman's tummy.
We call that "The Floyd"
0bama phones are free. Plus, we tax payers paid for them, so it's technically not stealing if we want to take them.
Those things still hold a charge??? Time to B&E to replace my shitty iPhone!
No, the B&E is illegal. Just take it from the matress under the overpass. No B&E needed .. considered public space.
Thought this was about being less white... illegal what?
Oh that's right .. "officer, I was in the act of deminishing my white privilege, please cut me some slack .. or at least put me in holding with Tyrone the human tripod?"
Leg shots don't sound like a culturally honest representation.
Factually honest at the least.
Scumbag shot a 73 y/o in the leg when she said she had no cash.
https://www.wral.com/12-year-old-shoots-home-intruder-after-73-year-old-woman-shot-during-robbery/19525248/
My jogga.
Make sure to wear jogging shoes that sell for hundreds of dollars but only cost an overseas sweatshop using child labor pennies to make.
Lebron has entered the
mansionchat.The hired Colin Kap and said they stand against oppression... So your assertion that they themselves are oppressive is false.
(snopes probably)
Bet those kids over there cerebrate brack rives every day.
But Tyrone's friends are good tippers ...
"Just hook me up, muh man. I'll take care of ya at the end of the night."
Every waiter/bartender fights to be their server ...
Tyrone a real one.
Make sure you're loud everywhere you go. Shout as if you're trying to talk to someone across the room, no matter how close you are to the person you're talking to, and never pick up anything you drop on the ground.
Does this mean its impossible for women to be white?
No, but it's impossible for them to have white kids.
One of the funniest memes ever stickied
What's the reference here? What did I miss now?
Not sure but somebody leaked Coca-Cola's online diversity training material which told their employees to "act less white".
Coca Cola was caught sending its employees mandatory training which listed the problems with "being white" (being self-assured, responsible, working hard, believing in meritocracy, being confident) and ordering them to "Be Less White"
Coca-Cola is apparently making all employees take be less white courses.
I'm reminded of the old saying "That's mighty white of you!"
Let’s bring this one back
These lefties epitomize what they claim to be fighting against. 🤡🌎
I honestly want to regularly encounter plenty of woke, white closet-racists trying to pat themselves on the back for working on becoming "less white" - just so I can laugh at their reaction when they realize I'm a brown Asian dude who happens to be able to out-white most white people!
I believe that Manifest Destiny was great and needs to return, that consensual duelling as a way to settle disputes should be a thing again, and in the founding spirit of 'Liberty or Death'. I own multiple guns because it's my damn right and I will not be ruled. I also own multiple tweed vests, watch a bunch of British period dramas, drink mead and mint juleps about as much or more than I do any other alcohol, crank up the classical music when I drive, took German instead of Spanish in high school, and even have a degree in Finance from the UK.
Do I do and believe all these things because they're considered "white"? No, I do/believe in them because they happen to be great. Should I feel guilty or anything for having good taste and values? Fuck no; nobody should! And there's nothing the bloody Left can do to make me change my ways!
That last part really spoke to me.
Do I do and believe all these things because they're considered "white"? No, I do/believe in them because they happen to be great.
I've never even considered this. Being a good, law abiding, responsible person isn't white. Its just what the majority of whites do.
It's truly not about race. It's just about decent people being shit on by garbage people for being decent people.
You type volumously, but I dig it. God bless you and your kin. Based recipe.
Kek
Woooooow, that's fucking funny. You win dot win today! Well done, a meme of gold! 5 stars!!
Oh, so you tryin' to say that brown people like crack?
Smart folk of all color hate this truth - Many non-smarts are DNC Urban Criminals.🤡 They, self-loathing whites and the dead vote over 100% hate western civ. Wonder how the vote would go in Liberia. 🙄
You crazy pede! All I can do is like your trope. Kinda scary, in a funny way. #memer #extraordinaire
Did you see your neighbor fucking Mitch's wife?
I luv all of these frog cartoon pictures! Very funny.
Stopt it
How to be less white... Don't! Fuck the commies!
Just remember while Mozart composed his 5th symphony a certain group that used to be kangz n shit were living un mud huts!
So can we say nigga now?
Sup my niggas
Axe them why they door is busted.
Did you find out if they could figure out how to get online while you were there?
Get any intel?
You're doing it wrong!
I'm trying to be WHITER
That's really funny coming from Nutmeg
The Smithsonian told us how. All the things we do that we thought were normal and indicative of good character are racist. So start being late to everything. Work less. Be lazy. Lie more. Don't respect other people's property. Be less logical. Be more emotional. Don't think.
Every good thing we do that we learned because it was taught by our parents and their parents and so forth, which made America great, is racist. And it's okay for oppressed peoples to be lazy liars. Which is in no way racist.
Watch more episodes of "The Cleveland Show?" Also, listen to more rap artists like Eminem?
Shit, they're just like us. How will we ever learn?
The secret ingredient is crime.
When you're Latino and your skin tone tends to be whiter than dark.
"Sorry, for being Latino and white, I am the victim here, the system must pay me, for not being brown"
My funny bone's been hit and I can't stop laughing
if you wanna be less white rob em them shoot the father