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Barbs 64 points ago +64 / -0

I would suggest you help them fix their door, but that would be an awfully “white” thing to do. And you’re trying to go the opposite direction.

Being late for everything is a good start though.

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KingZoidberg 29 points ago +29 / -0

Finish breaking the door down and shoot them in the leg when they tell you they have no cash at hand, then steal their electronics.

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MAGAsJustBegun 21 points ago +22 / -1

CNN : "Patriots.win user suggests breaking into people of colors homes, and terrorize them by" shooting them in the leg" and "stealing their electronics"

Hahaha. Imagine. If they quoted this, lefty retards would actually take it at face value like the sheep they are.

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Modernturnkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

For a minute there...I almost thought you...weren't a fellow caterpiller.

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KingZoidberg 5 points ago +6 / -1

Forgot to add the part where your partner is shot dead by a 12 year old

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RandallSavage 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we can’t forget that everyone on Twitter assumed that your partner called them the “n word” thus making it a good shoot.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Terrorizing them? I thought gunshot wounds to the extremities is just how POCs say "hi." Like dogs sniffing one another's butts.

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pente1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't for get to point the gun at the pregnant woman's tummy.

We call that "The Floyd"

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

0bama phones are free. Plus, we tax payers paid for them, so it's technically not stealing if we want to take them.

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KingZoidberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those things still hold a charge??? Time to B&E to replace my shitty iPhone!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, the B&E is illegal. Just take it from the matress under the overpass. No B&E needed .. considered public space.

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leg shots don't sound like a culturally honest representation.

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KingZoidberg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Factually honest at the least.

Officials said two masked subjects forced their way into the 73-year-old Linda Ellis' residence, demanding money. At least one of the suspects, identified as 19-year-old Khalil Herring, was armed – and allegedly shot Ellis.>

Scumbag shot a 73 y/o in the leg when she said she had no cash.

https://www.wral.com/12-year-old-shoots-home-intruder-after-73-year-old-woman-shot-during-robbery/19525248/

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ObongoForPrison2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

My jogga.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make sure to wear jogging shoes that sell for hundreds of dollars but only cost an overseas sweatshop using child labor pennies to make.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lebron has entered the mansion chat.

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

The hired Colin Kap and said they stand against oppression... So your assertion that they themselves are oppressive is false.

(snopes probably)

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bet those kids over there cerebrate brack rives every day.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +4 / -0

But Tyrone's friends are good tippers ...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Just hook me up, muh man. I'll take care of ya at the end of the night."

Every waiter/bartender fights to be their server ...

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spez__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure you're loud everywhere you go. Shout as if you're trying to talk to someone across the room, no matter how close you are to the person you're talking to, and never pick up anything you drop on the ground.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does this mean its impossible for women to be white?

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but it's impossible for them to have white kids.