Bring her a glass of water; if she thanks you, she's libertarian. If she thanks you with a bj, she's conservative. If she says she doesn't need your help, she's a feminist. If she says she wishes you'd asked first, and something something patriarchal white male privilege something. she's a leftist. If she says the glass deprives the water of its true nature, she's an anarchist, and if she says that she'll be in charge of water now, because she knows how much each person should have, she's a socialist/fascist/communist (it's pretty much all the same).