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posted ago by Decypher +309 / -0

The hills, Bruce M. Beehler, a content contributor wrote an opinion piece to rename the Bald Eagle...

Well, Bruce M. Beehler, I'm a content contributor on patriots.win and my opinion piece is on changing your name to 'I'ma Jackass.

Opinion. The views expressed by content contributors are their own and not the views of patriots.win.... Well that depends on how many up votes it gets actually...😂

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x79q3pb 6 points ago +6 / -0

His proposal is to rename it to "American Eagle", which in this day and age is something of a miracle in itself. Still...no.

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tyui 8 points ago +8 / -0

How about 'Follically-challenged airbound vertebrate which identifies as a harmless admirer of smaller vertebrates to ensure their population fortification'?

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ScottyGunn 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think you just described Joe Biden...

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Decypher [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right. I'm was surprised he didn't go with something along the lines of....nonbinary, mixed ethnicity, flying, hollow boned creature & multicolor feathered animal.