You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.
IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.
I already have a child that I love, I don't need anymore especially when I am approaching my 40s. If you want to continue having children I wish you all of the happiness in the world with your family.
excuse me? I'm not spreading fake anything I'm telling people that government agencies do not even need their DNA to track them using dna. They only need close relatives, maybe not even close.
You gonna try and tell me the gubmint never abuses its power or something?
Any woman who has been through a college or university in the last 10 years is very likely, not for certain, but VERY likely to be morally, ethically, emotionally, and intellectually compromised in a severe manner due to her Ne-Marxist indoctrination at school. Be very careful with woman under 35 at this moment in history. Most woman under 35 are a liability to themselves and everyone around them.
The ones over 35 aren't that great, either. Just be careful, period.
If I find myself single again, I won't bother looking again. It took too long to find the current one, and if it doesn't work out - fuck it. It's fucking nuts out there. Monk mode.
it's a problem there's a big gender divide in politics.
Women disproportionately buy into radical leftism and feminism. Oh and "sexual liberation" they sleep around until they're 30+ before looking for a husband at which point they have emotional baggage and commitment issues and are generally poor wife material.
The abysmal marriage, divorce and birth rates are proof.
Use your phone as bait if you are thinking of getting serious with anyone.....leave something on it they will have to bring up if they see it......leave phone out and wait a few days.
Oh I’m familiar. There was also the “Mario test” that involved a sex act in a car while passing a trucker. Sonny tells C- fuck Mario why do you hang out with those jerkoffs.
Stop funding a company that wants to take away your God-given liberties. Using goolag just gives them more ad revenue they can use against you by donating to commie organizations like BLM or the democrats. Use duckduckgo or startpage instead.
Porn of any kind, heh, particularly porn featuring ladies who look nothing like them. If she's determined to stir a shitpot, let it be her Pot of Insecurity.
I love sharing the memes I find with my fiancé. We don’t agree on a lot but she still finds humor in them, she knows the truth whether she acknowledges it or not.
I don't get into my husband's phone. He's a grown ass man, he doesn't need me to babysit him and make sure he's not looking at naughty things. These crazy bitches might as well get their 100 cats and ugly sweaters now (I see she already has the latter) because that shit won't fly with any guy who still retains ownership of his gonads.
Just Red Pill her. Post pics on the wall so she gets used to it. Then go to work on her and I think we all know how to do that here. And sleep with your phone under your pillow like a gun. But put it in the pillowcase so she just cannot reach under and grab it. Very important. Otherwise, she might take your phone and start looking at Pepe even more. Then what? How do you compete with that?
I put messed up stuff on my phone/computer just to teach people a lesson about going through someone else's things. If you go looking, you're going to see some shit you can't unsee.
Add this to the growing list of "curse those based Trump supporters for being so sexy" articles. We've already had endless "damn, i slept with a Trump supporter, the sex was great!" articles...
Well in this day and age my links to patriots.win, Breitbart, the conservative tree house etc might give a media / popular cultrue saturated Woman the vapors.
Her Lesbian English professor told her that Steven Crowder is racist / sexist for wanting to debate them about their closely held political-religous beliefs.
Don't stay with a woman that goes through your phone.
i.e. don't stick your dick in crazy.
Can you lay it ON the crazy though? These rules need fleshed out. It might be too hard for some.
You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.
IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.
By a lot.
I spilled my coffee reading that
If you try, its possible to work "TRUMP WON" into every statement you make. the other stuff .. well... yea, I kinda pressed the line there. sorry. lol
I love your humor fren ;)
fuggin kek
I think I’m good since I got snipped a few years ago. Doesn’t protect from STDs but it keeps unexpected kids from popping out.
I wish more libs would snip
They do snip, but it's the brain stem of a living fetus.
Wtf? Is that really how they abort?
Welp. That escalated quickly.
Guys, do not do this.
I already have a child that I love, I don't need anymore especially when I am approaching my 40s. If you want to continue having children I wish you all of the happiness in the world with your family.
Don’t put the baby batter in her axe wound.
Thou shalt not simp.
Let's just ask lorena bobbitt's husband, she laid his around all over the place.
You need to watch this... https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg
But aren't all woman crazy? Just some are the right kind of crazy ;) .
50% of women take psychiatric drugs. The other 50% are untreated.
Nah, you can. Just don't give them your real phone number, real name, and never take them to your house. Hotel or their place.
They can find you via DNA to level fake rape charges tho ....
They don't have my dna!
they dont even need it. they can extrapolate from relatives, its how the golden state killer was found.
nope, they had suspicions and used some of his relatives DNA.
"Golden State Killer caught using relative's DNA from genealogy websites, prosecutors say"
So they aren’t using it to chase fake rapers. They are capturing sick twisted murderers. Stop spreading bullshit hypotheticals jeez.
excuse me? I'm not spreading fake anything I'm telling people that government agencies do not even need their DNA to track them using dna. They only need close relatives, maybe not even close.
You gonna try and tell me the gubmint never abuses its power or something?
https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/26/us/golden-state-killer-dna-report/index.html
Warning: its CNN, but my point stands. If any one of your relatives have submitted their DNA to a government agency, they can find you too.
NOWHERE did I even mention rape, or anything related to it. Please at least try and use some comprehension when reading something.
You belong on reddit you straw-manning pearl-clutching faggot.
You might think.
Wow that's terrifying
Kek!
casual sex is degenerate
All right Alex, I'll take, "Signs he's cheating on his wife for $1000"
Any woman who has been through a college or university in the last 10 years is very likely, not for certain, but VERY likely to be morally, ethically, emotionally, and intellectually compromised in a severe manner due to her Ne-Marxist indoctrination at school. Be very careful with woman under 35 at this moment in history. Most woman under 35 are a liability to themselves and everyone around them.
The ones over 35 aren't that great, either. Just be careful, period.
If I find myself single again, I won't bother looking again. It took too long to find the current one, and if it doesn't work out - fuck it. It's fucking nuts out there. Monk mode.
If she doesn't suck d***, show her the doorway immediately.
Educated doesn't equate to indoctrinated. Big difference. Women who think critically and use the scientific method make my dick hard.
How many genders do you educate about in your science class?
based
My sentiments, exactly.
Long story short be with a based woman
it's a problem there's a big gender divide in politics.
Women disproportionately buy into radical leftism and feminism. Oh and "sexual liberation" they sleep around until they're 30+ before looking for a husband at which point they have emotional baggage and commitment issues and are generally poor wife material.
The abysmal marriage, divorce and birth rates are proof.
Stay with a woman that you can give your unlocked phone to worry-free.
She's either WITH you or she's not.
That's a keeper
You know she’s a keeper if she posts your memes on her Facebook feed.
Purest KEK bro (get in here for an Alpha Bear Hug!!!)
That makes you a great catch.
Did she have a problem with you being a Russian bot?
"I went looking for shit to bitch about and I found it"
The holy pilgrimage for many women.
Use your phone as bait if you are thinking of getting serious with anyone.....leave something on it they will have to bring up if they see it......leave phone out and wait a few days.
Find out who is trouble early on and dump them.
It's like the modern day version of the test from a Bronx tale.
What’s that like, the Mario test?
No, the Sonny test. Although the Mario test is pretty funny.
Described here:
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2009-02-11-0902110097-story.html
Oh I’m familiar. There was also the “Mario test” that involved a sex act in a car while passing a trucker. Sonny tells C- fuck Mario why do you hang out with those jerkoffs.
This is a great idea. Or even a way to break up with somebody.
Suggestions?
Stop funding a company that wants to take away your God-given liberties. Using goolag just gives them more ad revenue they can use against you by donating to commie organizations like BLM or the democrats. Use duckduckgo or startpage instead.
A less Karen-ish approach to these things might be appropriate among Frens.
Real frens don’t let frens use goolag.
Porn of any kind, heh, particularly porn featuring ladies who look nothing like them. If she's determined to stir a shitpot, let it be her Pot of Insecurity.
This is truly good advice.
Just have this as your wallpaper
https://i.imgflip.com/bcdfg.jpg
OC creator CozyFren - https://twitter.com/CozyFren1/status/1363462196869685249
“Days without autism”
Lmfao
Gotta collect em all
I love sharing the memes I find with my fiancé. We don’t agree on a lot but she still finds humor in them, she knows the truth whether she acknowledges it or not.
"Donald Trump, Don't Trust Chyna, Chyna Asshoe!"
burst out laughing
humour is the anti-liberal.
"humour is the anti-liberal."
I point you to the worlds greatest article proving this.
"Comedy has an alt-right problem"
They are humorless, petty, narcissistic cunts at their core.
I don't get into my husband's phone. He's a grown ass man, he doesn't need me to babysit him and make sure he's not looking at naughty things. These crazy bitches might as well get their 100 cats and ugly sweaters now (I see she already has the latter) because that shit won't fly with any guy who still retains ownership of his gonads.
Just Red Pill her. Post pics on the wall so she gets used to it. Then go to work on her and I think we all know how to do that here. And sleep with your phone under your pillow like a gun. But put it in the pillowcase so she just cannot reach under and grab it. Very important. Otherwise, she might take your phone and start looking at Pepe even more. Then what? How do you compete with that?
you dont compete with that
you change gender
Yeah, I guess try some shit and see what happens. Do you think they will send me to someplace special? LOL
yes, but make sure they don't assume your gender, bigots
"I think my boyfriend might be a nazi"
I guess I'll need to register my music collection as an assualt meme. I have different versions of Pepe to represent my music folders in PowerAmp:
https://files.catbox.moe/r33ref.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/b5fn9a.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/h2j4y4.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/gtduun.jpg
Fucking cunt shouldn’t be snooping through her boyfriends phone. And I am a woman. If you can’t trust your man, you shouldn’t be with him. Cunt
If my wife went through my phone, which she wouldn't, she'd send the Pepes to her phone.
Gold Medal Meme magic Fren... High Art!!!
where can I get my hands on those Memes?
I put messed up stuff on my phone/computer just to teach people a lesson about going through someone else's things. If you go looking, you're going to see some shit you can't unsee.
Women are just as bad.
I dont think my wife knows how much of a constitutionalist I am. We never discuss politics as, her knowledge comes from tiktok.
Right pic looks almost exactly like my downloaded image folder lol
Any sources on some of those rare Pepes? Specifically the spaceship one and Days Without Autism. Thanks, frens.
My other half probably has more pepes on her phone than I do on mine
PePe Love.
Like the bunker in Norway that stores all the seeds.
This telephone is where all the rare Pepes are kept.
Add this to the growing list of "curse those based Trump supporters for being so sexy" articles. We've already had endless "damn, i slept with a Trump supporter, the sex was great!" articles...
That’s the best way to find your shit on the doorstep.
My old phone actually looked like this back when I was more active on TD.
Hahahahah this is so exquisite and amazing. Does anyone have access to all of those photos?
Imagine some chick going through all his music vids of AJ haha. Couldn't handle the raw power
Jeez just wait to they find out the Spicy memes my wife puts on the phone.
Snooping bitch. Hope she choked on it.
Beware of "The Karen" lads... it'll end in tears for sure!
My wf knows whats on mine. I dont hide it from here. But shes not an alt left crazy.
Damn boy, he thick.
Oh I have many more rare pepes that would make the gf cringe.
Yeah keep all your data in the cloud (that is, The Party's servers) or you are a dumbass, sure!
Not your computer, not your data. They will cut you off and steal your date in a second, just like they did with WikiLeaks, Parler and others.
DAYS without Autism
0
That must reset very often.
Wapner in 5 minutes
Retard.
"Oh knows I saved a Pepe meme on my phone, that means I'm a gurrl!!"
Well in this day and age my links to patriots.win, Breitbart, the conservative tree house etc might give a media / popular cultrue saturated Woman the vapors.
Her Lesbian English professor told her that Steven Crowder is racist / sexist for wanting to debate them about their closely held political-religous beliefs.