You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.
IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.
The ones over 35 aren't that great, either. Just be careful, period.
If I find myself single again, I won't bother looking again. It took too long to find the current one, and if it doesn't work out - fuck it. It's fucking nuts out there. Monk mode.
it's a problem there's a big gender divide in politics.
Women disproportionately buy into radical leftism and feminism. Oh and "sexual liberation" they sleep around until they're 30+ before looking for a husband at which point they have emotional baggage and commitment issues and are generally poor wife material.
The abysmal marriage, divorce and birth rates are proof.
Don't stay with a woman that goes through your phone.
i.e. don't stick your dick in crazy.
Can you lay it ON the crazy though? These rules need fleshed out. It might be too hard for some.
You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.
IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.
fuggin kek
I think I’m good since I got snipped a few years ago. Doesn’t protect from STDs but it keeps unexpected kids from popping out.
Don’t put the baby batter in her axe wound.
Thou shalt not simp.
Let's just ask lorena bobbitt's husband, she laid his around all over the place.
You need to watch this... https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg
But aren't all woman crazy? Just some are the right kind of crazy ;) .
50% of women take psychiatric drugs. The other 50% are untreated.
Nah, you can. Just don't give them your real phone number, real name, and never take them to your house. Hotel or their place.
They can find you via DNA to level fake rape charges tho ....
They don't have my dna!
Wow that's terrifying
Kek!
casual sex is degenerate
All right Alex, I'll take, "Signs he's cheating on his wife for $1000"
The ones over 35 aren't that great, either. Just be careful, period.
If I find myself single again, I won't bother looking again. It took too long to find the current one, and if it doesn't work out - fuck it. It's fucking nuts out there. Monk mode.
If she doesn't suck d***, show her the doorway immediately.
Educated doesn't equate to indoctrinated. Big difference. Women who think critically and use the scientific method make my dick hard.
based
My sentiments, exactly.
Long story short be with a based woman
it's a problem there's a big gender divide in politics.
Women disproportionately buy into radical leftism and feminism. Oh and "sexual liberation" they sleep around until they're 30+ before looking for a husband at which point they have emotional baggage and commitment issues and are generally poor wife material.
The abysmal marriage, divorce and birth rates are proof.
Stay with a woman that you can give your unlocked phone to worry-free.
She's either WITH you or she's not.