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Be very careful, Frens. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +3466 / -1
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lapalapa 232 points ago +233 / -1

Don't stay with a woman that goes through your phone.

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mintyfresh 112 points ago +113 / -1

i.e. don't stick your dick in crazy.

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Dialectic 31 points ago +33 / -2

Can you lay it ON the crazy though? These rules need fleshed out. It might be too hard for some.

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IntersectionalXhe 33 points ago +38 / -5

You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.

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trauncher 26 points ago +30 / -4

IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +7 / -1

blast her gash

fuggin kek

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goldkeyboardwarrior 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think I’m good since I got snipped a few years ago. Doesn’t protect from STDs but it keeps unexpected kids from popping out.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t put the baby batter in her axe wound.

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Auroraalpha 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thou shalt not simp.

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MindsetRoulette 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's just ask lorena bobbitt's husband, she laid his around all over the place.

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Hunters_crackpipe197 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to watch this... https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg

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Absolon 1 point ago +3 / -2

But aren't all woman crazy? Just some are the right kind of crazy ;) .

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Philhelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

50% of women take psychiatric drugs. The other 50% are untreated.

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BlueEyeDevil -2 points ago +8 / -10

Nah, you can. Just don't give them your real phone number, real name, and never take them to your house. Hotel or their place.

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SupremeDearLeader2 15 points ago +15 / -0

They can find you via DNA to level fake rape charges tho ....

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Fatfucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't have my dna!

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LegacyOfWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow that's terrifying

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Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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Klown_Schwab 0 points ago +2 / -2

casual sex is degenerate

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Pandas4Trump -7 points ago +1 / -8

All right Alex, I'll take, "Signs he's cheating on his wife for $1000"

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FireannDireach 9 points ago +9 / -0

The ones over 35 aren't that great, either. Just be careful, period.

If I find myself single again, I won't bother looking again. It took too long to find the current one, and if it doesn't work out - fuck it. It's fucking nuts out there. Monk mode.

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endthefed11 -1 points ago +2 / -3

If she doesn't suck d***, show her the doorway immediately.

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Junkevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Educated doesn't equate to indoctrinated. Big difference. Women who think critically and use the scientific method make my dick hard.

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Klown_Schwab 1 point ago +1 / -0

based

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Belleoffreedom 10 points ago +10 / -0

My sentiments, exactly.

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New1account1old1user 10 points ago +10 / -0

Long story short be with a based woman

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Klown_Schwab 10 points ago +10 / -0

it's a problem there's a big gender divide in politics.

Women disproportionately buy into radical leftism and feminism. Oh and "sexual liberation" they sleep around until they're 30+ before looking for a husband at which point they have emotional baggage and commitment issues and are generally poor wife material.

The abysmal marriage, divorce and birth rates are proof.

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GlacialSpeed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stay with a woman that you can give your unlocked phone to worry-free.

She's either WITH you or she's not.