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Be very careful, Frens. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +3466 / -1
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– mintyfresh 112 points ago +113 / -1

i.e. don't stick your dick in crazy.

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– Dialectic 31 points ago +33 / -2

Can you lay it ON the crazy though? These rules need fleshed out. It might be too hard for some.

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– IntersectionalXhe 33 points ago +38 / -5

You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.

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– trauncher 26 points ago +30 / -4

IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.

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– IAbsolutelyDare 11 points ago +11 / -0

By a lot.

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– BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +8 / -1

I spilled my coffee reading that

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– Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +7 / -1

blast her gash

fuggin kek

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– goldkeyboardwarrior 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think I’m good since I got snipped a few years ago. Doesn’t protect from STDs but it keeps unexpected kids from popping out.

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– Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish more libs would snip

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– unicornpoop 0 points ago +2 / -2

Guys, do not do this.

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– Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t put the baby batter in her axe wound.

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– Auroraalpha 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thou shalt not simp.

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– MindsetRoulette 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's just ask lorena bobbitt's husband, she laid his around all over the place.

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– Hunters_crackpipe197 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to watch this... https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg

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– Absolon 1 point ago +3 / -2

But aren't all woman crazy? Just some are the right kind of crazy ;) .

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– Philhelm 8 points ago +8 / -0

50% of women take psychiatric drugs. The other 50% are untreated.

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– BlueEyeDevil -2 points ago +8 / -10

Nah, you can. Just don't give them your real phone number, real name, and never take them to your house. Hotel or their place.

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– SupremeDearLeader2 15 points ago +15 / -0

They can find you via DNA to level fake rape charges tho ....

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– Fatfucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

They don't have my dna!

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– CelesteD 7 points ago +7 / -0

they dont even need it. they can extrapolate from relatives, its how the golden state killer was found.

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– GlockArm -2 points ago +1 / -3

You might think.

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– LegacyOfWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow that's terrifying

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– Artek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!

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– Klown_Schwab 0 points ago +2 / -2

casual sex is degenerate

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– Pandas4Trump -7 points ago +1 / -8

All right Alex, I'll take, "Signs he's cheating on his wife for $1000"

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