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Be very careful, Frens. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +3466 / -1
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Dialectic 31 points ago +33 / -2

Can you lay it ON the crazy though? These rules need fleshed out. It might be too hard for some.

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IntersectionalXhe 33 points ago +38 / -5

You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.

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trauncher 26 points ago +30 / -4

IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.

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IAbsolutelyDare 11 points ago +11 / -0

By a lot.

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BloodElfSupporter 7 points ago +8 / -1

I spilled my coffee reading that

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trauncher 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you try, its possible to work "TRUMP WON" into every statement you make. the other stuff .. well... yea, I kinda pressed the line there. sorry. lol

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 6 points ago +7 / -1

blast her gash

fuggin kek

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goldkeyboardwarrior 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think I’m good since I got snipped a few years ago. Doesn’t protect from STDs but it keeps unexpected kids from popping out.

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish more libs would snip

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Philhelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

They do snip, but it's the brain stem of a living fetus.

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unicornpoop 0 points ago +2 / -2

Guys, do not do this.

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goldkeyboardwarrior 2 points ago +3 / -1

I already have a child that I love, I don't need anymore especially when I am approaching my 40s. If you want to continue having children I wish you all of the happiness in the world with your family.

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t put the baby batter in her axe wound.

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Auroraalpha 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thou shalt not simp.

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MindsetRoulette 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's just ask lorena bobbitt's husband, she laid his around all over the place.

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Hunters_crackpipe197 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to watch this... https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg