You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.
IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.
I already have a child that I love, I don't need anymore especially when I am approaching my 40s. If you want to continue having children I wish you all of the happiness in the world with your family.
You just have to make sure that you don’t blast her gash. Pull out and let loose your patriot wave on she/her back. Then ask her husband/boyfriend to get her a towel.
IF she's a crazy one, flip her over, take aim, and give her the classic patriot wave facial spelling "Trump Won" across her forehead. then tell her husband/boyfriend t it's not acceptable to wipe it off until Biden is thrown out of office, and Trump is seated... because HE FUCKING WON.
By a lot.
I spilled my coffee reading that
If you try, its possible to work "TRUMP WON" into every statement you make. the other stuff .. well... yea, I kinda pressed the line there. sorry. lol
I love your humor fren ;)
fuggin kek
I think I’m good since I got snipped a few years ago. Doesn’t protect from STDs but it keeps unexpected kids from popping out.
I wish more libs would snip
They do snip, but it's the brain stem of a living fetus.
Wtf? Is that really how they abort?
Welp. That escalated quickly.
Guys, do not do this.
I already have a child that I love, I don't need anymore especially when I am approaching my 40s. If you want to continue having children I wish you all of the happiness in the world with your family.
Don’t put the baby batter in her axe wound.