Here's how it works. We don't have meetings, we don't have dues, we don't have rules, we don't have a members list, we don't have a handbook, we don't have ceremonies, we don't have a website, we don't have an address, we don't have a treasurer, we don't have a historian, we don't have costumes, we don't have initiations, we don't have secret handshake, we don't have a super pac, we don't have a lobby, we don't have anything---except one thing...all we have is a common desire to choose a liberal we feel is harmful to America's sovereignty, and hit them in the face with a pie. This can be any liberal you choose. It can be a famous hollywood actor or a state rep, a governor, a mayor, some nasty femnazi at your place of business, anyone that is a piece of shit and needs a pie in the face...You can join right now!! You don't even have to announce you've joined. Just start thinking about that liberal with a pie in their face. It's fun for the whole family! Heck, you can even pie a family member!! There's no limit to how many liberals you can "cream" !!! HAVE FUN AND PIE IT UP!! Every red blooded American loves pie.