She put a thumb in my lady garden and then another. I gasped as she put yet another thumb into my Cleopatra cavern, and then she inserted two more of her thumbs of color as my underground railroad ached and stretched to accommodate one more of her thumbs, which refused to go deeper. As this Rosa Parks of thumbs lingered near the front, my passionate lover of color and size breathlessly quizzed me through her many COVID masks, 'I bet you've never had this many thumbs in you before now, huh?' I moaned through my own mask before sexifully replying 'I have not had this many thumbs in me before as well.' then I had a girl orgasm.
I always joke with my friends about lesbians scissoring. One of my friends is a porn agent and he always says, “you know lesbians don’t really scissor in real life, that’s just porn.” And I’m always like, “Nahhh. They’re scissoring.” My other friend has lots of lesbian friends and I always ask her if they scissor in front of her. I just think it’s funny. If I had a vagina, I would want to scissor.
This person also writes lesbian erotica in her spare time.
The writing is about as good as this post.
🤣 😂
Did you write that or did you find it on her Lady Blog?
Sadly I wrote it, but I defy you to find the difference between that and top quality, grade A, third-wave lesbian erotica.
Lol. Thank you for this hilarious moment. I scared my dog, I laughed so hard.
All it was missing is the scissoring.
I always joke with my friends about lesbians scissoring. One of my friends is a porn agent and he always says, “you know lesbians don’t really scissor in real life, that’s just porn.” And I’m always like, “Nahhh. They’re scissoring.” My other friend has lots of lesbian friends and I always ask her if they scissor in front of her. I just think it’s funny. If I had a vagina, I would want to scissor.
I give you a thumbs up for that paragraph. If you keep it up- you can definitely find a job writing for CNN.
That's the dream!