All it was missing is the scissoring.

I always joke with my friends about lesbians scissoring. One of my friends is a porn agent and he always says, “you know lesbians don’t really scissor in real life, that’s just porn.” And I’m always like, “Nahhh. They’re scissoring.” My other friend has lots of lesbian friends and I always ask her if they scissor in front of her. I just think it’s funny. If I had a vagina, I would want to scissor.