Okay, now we're talking. I tried selling this idea 5 years ago and it fell flat but here it goes again:
No joke, for real, Patriotswin pedes set up a wonderful 'Gofundme' thing where we care about the illegal aliens which we shall henceforth refer to as "Immigrants" so we are doing something about it! We can only do this in 'Sanctuary Cities' and hopefully the 'Sanctuary Counties" and then cities which is good.
The money will be used to lease apartments and houses for 'homeless immigrants'. Ideally, we can do 1 year leases AND that covers any utility bills, electric, water, fees whatever.
We ONLY lease homes in higher end bright blue Democrat Lefty Sanctuary areas. Sure, it costs a little more to rent a 3 bedroom in Nancy Pelosis neighborhood but its also the safest they can be from the White Supremacists and the most welcoming neighborhoods who love and care for 'immigrants'.
Please keep in mind we do NOT want to separate families. In fact, the priority is the largest immigrant families first and they have every right in their new homes and leases to take in other uncles and aunts and 'cousins' who get across the border.
Hell - this could damn near fund itself by making a kind of documentary for Newtube or something, we wait outside the deportation center where they come into the USA and choose a needy family who agrees and we certainly do change their lives with a bus ride (or Limo service) to their new home in San Francisco's famed 'Pacific Heights' neighborhood.
The problem is people think I'm 'shitposting' or being lame-sarcastic when I keep telling people this will absolutely work like magic. We really CAN do this and there is no possible way to stop it without them looking retardedly bigoted.
I can tell you now, the first month they wake up to their cutesy little life and someone explains that all those Hondurans in lawn chairs on the that front yard are NOT 'the help' nor are they waiting for their nannies or maid wives but they are actually the residents of that home.. ..you watch how damn fast they are suddenly less interested in all this.
We can even fund a 'welcome home' house party for them once they move in. We only ask they record the instantaneous police arrivals and the dozen Karens in 'Im with Her' shirts clutching their pearls in great contempt as they panic about their home values not skyrocketing for their retirement.
I'd even like to start with your bus idea. A Pepe Green bus with a Centipede logo offers free rides to the Sanctuary Cities, 1-way ticket and we provide beer and tacos.
Hell I bet we could even get libs to fund it. At least initially. Don't include too many details. Get an autistic fetal alcohol synonym preteen as a spokesperson. We can call it "Busses for beaners".
we could even get libs to fund it. At least initially
Hah holy shit yes, at least at first I bet we get a pile of libtards donating because, as usual, they only need to think its something about them 'helping brown people' but would never even consider the idea that the busses will stop outside of their suburban democrat moms neighborhood and unload into that bungalow across the street from them.
Love you too Bax but this is where I seem to keep failing: I can't seem to figure out where to start. I don't even know how to use 'Gofundme' type things.
Maybe we need to make this an off-topic because I do know we have some Pedes here who actually do know how to make those online fundraiser things and we also have a few youtubers in here who do those kind of 'Social Experiment' videos.
'welcome home' house party for them once they move in"
OMG we do this in front of our house with family and Pinatas, bbq and my redneck ass and family in a nice liberal area of town we live in. I draw the line on ranchero music past 8pm.
My wife is a Latina born south of the border and she 100% supports this idea. It cost her a lot, to be in the US and become a Citizen. She believes they will be cared for so this is a bet I can not wait to document. Get film students to put this together and lets have fun. Worse case we help some people in need. Best case we show how full of it the libtards are.
wife is a Latina born south of the border and she 100% supports this idea. It cost her a lot, to be in the US and become a Citizen
This reminds me of my old neighbors who immigrated to the USA (from the Ukraine) and most people would be stunned to know how difficult it was, it cost them what was, for them, their life's savings, they'd take extra hard working jobs to pay for a single document's fees. Years! It took them years and years of their life, they saved, they put their life on hold, the documentation alone is unbelievable, then they waited their turn in line.. for years and years they waited their turn and finally became residents and then worked and behaved and did 1000 more documents and spent big money towards citizenship.
They wake up and see a dozen foreigners who basically said "fuck you" cut in line, walked in and somehow even seem to have less obligations, rules, taxes AND somehow are being given free shit.
For Immigrants and I don't like the term 'illegal immigrants' because "Immigrant" by definition is someone who 'Immigrated" which is to say went through "Immigration Department Process". But for them, how ENRAGING to see a pack of assholes who just walked into the place, took some seats and said 'fuck you, this is my seat" after they gave blood sweat and tears obeying laws, doing the right things and working hard.
Anyway, yes to the Pinata! Ranchero music galore, whatever the hell is going on, slaughtering goats for meat, I dunno but I will absolutely take extra jobs to donate money to this!!
Okay, now we're talking. I tried selling this idea 5 years ago and it fell flat but here it goes again:
No joke, for real, Patriotswin pedes set up a wonderful 'Gofundme' thing where we care about the illegal aliens which we shall henceforth refer to as "Immigrants" so we are doing something about it! We can only do this in 'Sanctuary Cities' and hopefully the 'Sanctuary Counties" and then cities which is good.
The money will be used to lease apartments and houses for 'homeless immigrants'. Ideally, we can do 1 year leases AND that covers any utility bills, electric, water, fees whatever.
We ONLY lease homes in higher end bright blue Democrat Lefty Sanctuary areas. Sure, it costs a little more to rent a 3 bedroom in Nancy Pelosis neighborhood but its also the safest they can be from the White Supremacists and the most welcoming neighborhoods who love and care for 'immigrants'.
Please keep in mind we do NOT want to separate families. In fact, the priority is the largest immigrant families first and they have every right in their new homes and leases to take in other uncles and aunts and 'cousins' who get across the border.
Hell - this could damn near fund itself by making a kind of documentary for Newtube or something, we wait outside the deportation center where they come into the USA and choose a needy family who agrees and we certainly do change their lives with a bus ride (or Limo service) to their new home in San Francisco's famed 'Pacific Heights' neighborhood.
The problem is people think I'm 'shitposting' or being lame-sarcastic when I keep telling people this will absolutely work like magic. We really CAN do this and there is no possible way to stop it without them looking retardedly bigoted.
I can tell you now, the first month they wake up to their cutesy little life and someone explains that all those Hondurans in lawn chairs on the that front yard are NOT 'the help' nor are they waiting for their nannies or maid wives but they are actually the residents of that home.. ..you watch how damn fast they are suddenly less interested in all this.
We can even fund a 'welcome home' house party for them once they move in. We only ask they record the instantaneous police arrivals and the dozen Karens in 'Im with Her' shirts clutching their pearls in great contempt as they panic about their home values not skyrocketing for their retirement.
I'd even like to start with your bus idea. A Pepe Green bus with a Centipede logo offers free rides to the Sanctuary Cities, 1-way ticket and we provide beer and tacos.
Hell I bet we could even get libs to fund it. At least initially. Don't include too many details. Get an autistic fetal alcohol synonym preteen as a spokesperson. We can call it "Busses for beaners".
Hah holy shit yes, at least at first I bet we get a pile of libtards donating because, as usual, they only need to think its something about them 'helping brown people' but would never even consider the idea that the busses will stop outside of their suburban democrat moms neighborhood and unload into that bungalow across the street from them.
Bahahahahahahahahahaahhhhaaaaaa!
Disclaimer: I am not prejudiced against Hispanics, in fact, I was married to a Mexican man for 2 decades.
OMG I love you, we HAVE to do this. . . where do we start?
Love you too Bax but this is where I seem to keep failing: I can't seem to figure out where to start. I don't even know how to use 'Gofundme' type things.
Maybe we need to make this an off-topic because I do know we have some Pedes here who actually do know how to make those online fundraiser things and we also have a few youtubers in here who do those kind of 'Social Experiment' videos.
'welcome home' house party for them once they move in" OMG we do this in front of our house with family and Pinatas, bbq and my redneck ass and family in a nice liberal area of town we live in. I draw the line on ranchero music past 8pm.
My wife is a Latina born south of the border and she 100% supports this idea. It cost her a lot, to be in the US and become a Citizen. She believes they will be cared for so this is a bet I can not wait to document. Get film students to put this together and lets have fun. Worse case we help some people in need. Best case we show how full of it the libtards are.
This reminds me of my old neighbors who immigrated to the USA (from the Ukraine) and most people would be stunned to know how difficult it was, it cost them what was, for them, their life's savings, they'd take extra hard working jobs to pay for a single document's fees. Years! It took them years and years of their life, they saved, they put their life on hold, the documentation alone is unbelievable, then they waited their turn in line.. for years and years they waited their turn and finally became residents and then worked and behaved and did 1000 more documents and spent big money towards citizenship.
They wake up and see a dozen foreigners who basically said "fuck you" cut in line, walked in and somehow even seem to have less obligations, rules, taxes AND somehow are being given free shit.
For Immigrants and I don't like the term 'illegal immigrants' because "Immigrant" by definition is someone who 'Immigrated" which is to say went through "Immigration Department Process". But for them, how ENRAGING to see a pack of assholes who just walked into the place, took some seats and said 'fuck you, this is my seat" after they gave blood sweat and tears obeying laws, doing the right things and working hard.
Anyway, yes to the Pinata! Ranchero music galore, whatever the hell is going on, slaughtering goats for meat, I dunno but I will absolutely take extra jobs to donate money to this!!