The Mackinac Bridge is about 5 miles long and connects Michigan to the Upper Peninsula. The roadway sits about 200 feet above water. So halfway across these two Texans who had been drinking had to stop and take a leak. The first one says to the other “Boy this water’s cold” and the second one says “Yeah, and deep, too” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I pull up next to someone at a urinal I usually mumble "water's cold"... people who know the joke will respond "pipes are rusty" in which you respond "fish are biting"
Jesus look at how thick that thing is. I would estimate it to be approx 6.35” circumfrance. Maybe 6.41”. Hard to tell from a pic. I’d have to do a personal inspection to confirm my estimates
Is it thick, yes, but it looks like it's roughly the same size as a mid sized, 350-450 page, paperback book. So at roughly 6"x1" you're only looking about 3.5
-4" circumference.
Yes but look at the thickness of the bookshelf it rests upon. I am estimating that to be at least 1/2” thick. And you could fit at least 4-5 shelves against that object. That would give you a 2D measurement of over 2” x pie = over 6” circumfrance. So I will stick with my original estimate. However, I am open to other opinions and your personal measurements might be off a little. It’s hard to do it on your own
It was actually a very interesting conversation about judging scale in a photograph. If this was Reddit somebody would’ve said banana for scale 6000 times with massive upvotes.
Most ladies do, I just can't seem to find one that's single in my corner of NE Ohio that's based, not already a mother and willing to look past the fact that I'm a giant geek and built like a nose tackle.
This is the most contrived, lame ass, roundabout way to try and claim "I got a big dick" I've seen in awhile.
Youre either packing a thumb in a brillo pad or you're hideous enough to try this shit on thedonald to pick up for some reason. Either way, if you were half as secure as you pretend, you wouldn't be having to talk about it like a fuckin degen on some porn sub on plebbit.
Geez -- what DOES she keep hidden away? Or does she have so many dildos around the house she just forgot to put this one away before she went on air? And is that an even bigger can of air freshener to the left? lol
Imagine all the cat hair on it
🤢
PICTURE IT
lol....
vomit
^ THIS!..... and cob webs.... <3 MAGA2021
She's proud of it
Headline: “Huge Cunt has Huge Cunt”
Judging by the size of that thing you'd be correct.
I kept thinking "why would it be on the bookshelf?" and you're right, that's the only reason I could come up with.
O. M. G. That thing is HUGE honey. Most people would keep it in the bedroom, so I’m betting it’s a bookend or souvenir from a trip.
Do you buy giant dicks as souvenirs when you go on vacation DebbieinDallas?
lol don't you? you bigot!
Doesn’t everyone?
Texas probably has some pretty Yuge souvenir penises in their airports but I’m from California.
I’m afraid to see what ours look like.
It probably looks like whatever Chaz Bono has.
Did you hear that 40yo joke about the two Texans who were taking a leak off the Mackinac Bridge?
Do tell.
The Mackinac Bridge is about 5 miles long and connects Michigan to the Upper Peninsula. The roadway sits about 200 feet above water. So halfway across these two Texans who had been drinking had to stop and take a leak. The first one says to the other “Boy this water’s cold” and the second one says “Yeah, and deep, too” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I pull up next to someone at a urinal I usually mumble "water's cold"... people who know the joke will respond "pipes are rusty" in which you respond "fish are biting"
HAHAHA! That's pretty good. Hadn't heard that one.
In Nassau, Bahamas, there was a dude there with hand-carved dildos who engraved them for free
You call that little thing huge? Really?
Jesus look at how thick that thing is. I would estimate it to be approx 6.35” circumfrance. Maybe 6.41”. Hard to tell from a pic. I’d have to do a personal inspection to confirm my estimates
Is it thick, yes, but it looks like it's roughly the same size as a mid sized, 350-450 page, paperback book. So at roughly 6"x1" you're only looking about 3.5 -4" circumference.
Either way, I am now much more secure in myself.
Yes but look at the thickness of the bookshelf it rests upon. I am estimating that to be at least 1/2” thick. And you could fit at least 4-5 shelves against that object. That would give you a 2D measurement of over 2” x pie = over 6” circumfrance. So I will stick with my original estimate. However, I am open to other opinions and your personal measurements might be off a little. It’s hard to do it on your own
We have professionals of every type here, folks.
I didn't come to Patriots.win to see people talk about dildos. But today, I bore witness to it.
It was actually a very interesting conversation about judging scale in a photograph. If this was Reddit somebody would’ve said banana for scale 6000 times with massive upvotes.
And the comment below it would bash Trump and get 30k upvotes.
lmfaaaoooo
Still more secure in myself.
I like a confident man😁
Most ladies do, I just can't seem to find one that's single in my corner of NE Ohio that's based, not already a mother and willing to look past the fact that I'm a giant geek and built like a nose tackle.
This is the most contrived, lame ass, roundabout way to try and claim "I got a big dick" I've seen in awhile.
Youre either packing a thumb in a brillo pad or you're hideous enough to try this shit on thedonald to pick up for some reason. Either way, if you were half as secure as you pretend, you wouldn't be having to talk about it like a fuckin degen on some porn sub on plebbit.
Or maybe, just maybe, it reminded me of a conversation I had with my late fiancee a decade ago, and I felt like shitposting.
Besides, it's not like I don't have a history of being scorned by the Helen Lovejoys of the world..
She missed a perfect chance to put her BBC on the BBC.
I have never met a women who keeps her sex toys on a book shelf, those are usually kept in her pantie drawer or under the bathroom sink.
Thank you!
Damn negro your title is spicier than the hot sauce I keep in my purse.
I ain’t no ways tired.
She probably put it there. Look at the camera angle.
Ignorance making us angry and resentful. These people will burn themselves alive if it means to ''end patriarchy''.
There is no woman if there is no men, woman will have to become men in that case.
Exactly what communists dreamt of. There is only ''birthing people''.
And the blood marks on the door. She trolled.
It's not for storage; it's ready for use
Lauren might have started something...
Geez -- what DOES she keep hidden away? Or does she have so many dildos around the house she just forgot to put this one away before she went on air? And is that an even bigger can of air freshener to the left? lol
That things awfully big and lighter in tone than I expected, are we sure this isn't a joke?
It’s supposed to be flesh colored but they never get the color right at the factory
That dildo is almost as thick as my wrist.
The left are dispicable. They don't even know how to properly interior design.
Wait, were did she put the other one? Oh, never mind.😱
Nah, because it's usually stuffed up his ass when he is on TV to help prevent him from blowing so much smoke out of there.
What's funny is you think it was an accident. This is her attempt at being "stunning and brave" by "attacking the patriarchy".
Lindsay doesn't have a dildo, he has government pages and interns.
Get AIDS?