This is the most contrived, lame ass, roundabout way to try and claim "I got a big dick" I've seen in awhile.
Youre either packing a thumb in a brillo pad or you're hideous enough to try this shit on thedonald to pick up for some reason. Either way, if you were half as secure as you pretend, you wouldn't be having to talk about it like a fuckin degen on some porn sub on plebbit.
This is the most contrived, lame ass, roundabout way to try and claim "I got a big dick" I've seen in awhile.
Youre either packing a thumb in a brillo pad or you're hideous enough to try this shit on thedonald to pick up for some reason. Either way, if you were half as secure as you pretend, you wouldn't be having to talk about it like a fuckin degen on some porn sub on plebbit.
Or maybe, just maybe, it reminded me of a conversation I had with my late fiancee a decade ago, and I felt like shitposting.
Besides, it's not like I don't have a history of being scorned by the Helen Lovejoys of the world..