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Next Time You Go Shopping Remember You are Too White for These Products (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Roger-Q-Patriot ago by Roger-Q-Patriot +2067 / -0
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– Dalaketh 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fuck, I am too white for Simply Lemonade?! C'mon man!

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– Rockonanon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah I don’t drink any of the other stuff but I fucking love that lemonade. Damn it! Guess I’ll have to learn to make my own!

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– loveshock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try calypso lemonade. I find them in some gas stations.

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– MAGACountryResident 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was a recommended this by someone and honestly wasn’t a fan. Way too sugary for me. Newman’s Own Pink Lemonade is the way to go!

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– Overkillengine 4 points ago +4 / -0

When the gas station lemonade on offer is too sugary, I also buy some unsweetened tea to mix in it.

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– ParkingLotRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I buy probably 5-6 liters of their oj each week. Sucks because I like the product, but no more for these racist pieces of shit.

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– havax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. Simply Orange juice high pulp is probably my favorite orange juice right now. But I could live without it, fuck em.

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– MAGACountryResident 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tropicana has never let me down. Florida’s Best is solid too.

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– SirSeizureSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please make the pilgrimage to fort myers and go to Sun Harvest. Your life would be forever changed in the juice world.

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