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ArtPunk138 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'll pass on borrowing $1400 from myself thanks

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Elcycs 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't borrow to, only from.

Pubic school strikes again!

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Winterpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of my top pet peeves since I was a little kid... people who don't know the difference between borrowing and lending.

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ArtPunk138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Mom

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Elcycs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Learning is fun!

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DJT_MFer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuckin gold, Jerry!

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paramour 7 points ago +7 / -0

ROFLMFAO! 🤣

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pup1pup 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want the same fake vaccine Fauci got.

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DJT_MFer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if this actually works. I could see myself trying this

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spezisthedevil 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's a funny meme but would be much easier to just find a doctor who will squirt the "vaccine" out into a garbage can and say that you took it than to build a fake arm or steal an arm from the morgue or whatever.

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Winterpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The vaccinations are being handled by volunteers with no medical backgrounds.

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RivalPipe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sorry, but did you just win the Fucking Brilliant Award?

I believe you did.

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Best4Business 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry, but no. No fucking way. I'm not taking that vaccine in any way shape or form. Fuck that. I have been fully employed during this whole thing, I didn't need any of the "stimulus" checks. I would have happily opted out of them if possible. Instead, we took the money and put it right in to our savings account. That was an extra $3,600 in to savings that will go towards the down payment for our house we're looking to have built in the next few years.

I'm not taking an experimental vaccine that the government who is demanding it, nor the companies that manufactured it, can be held responsible for any negative effects. This is a fucking flu, and we're acting like it's airborne Ebola Aids. I just shutter to think what this world is going to do when the real big virus hits. If this was a practice run for 2024, then holy fuck are we all screwed.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clever!

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your appearance of acquiescence reinforces their belief that they have won, and weakens the position of truth.

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Ralph-RaccooN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im going to bribe the nurse.

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DresdenFan1975 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://www.dappercadaver.com/products/jack-arms-male?variant=10876347651

And here's a way to pull it off. You can select skin tone, and to have a clean stump instead of gore.

You MAY need to add some silicone or latex to the shoulder area to give a realistic resistance for the injection.

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Starxteel 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just a joke...for now