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"conspiracy theory" (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Strongocho ago by Strongocho +106 / -0
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TheOne1 5 points ago +5 / -0

My question for doubters is always this... If weather modification doesn't exist, then why have military's all over the world filed patents for it? Why are there hundreds of treaties between nations to stop it from being used as a weapon against them? Not one of the doubters could answer these questions. So fuck em if they don't like it. It's a conspiracy fact not a conspiracy theory.

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stonepony -2 points ago +1 / -3

The difference is that the weather modification stuff regarding China has got nothing in common with the absurd retarded gibberish conspiracy nonsense about secret airline jets crop-dusting people with mind control fluoride.

Cloud seeding isn't conspiracy theory. Retarded Reptillian "chemtrail" attacks, is just silly escapist fantasy nonsense.

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TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was talking about weather modification. I never mentioned reptilians.

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stonepony -2 points ago +1 / -3

It's understandable. Chemtrail conspiracy theorists have been embarrassing themselves for decades with that nonsense. And now that there's something reality based happening, cloud seeding, we're supposed to pretend that that's actually what chemtrail nonsense claims were referring to the whole time.

In reality, the chemtrail silliness has always referred to secret giant airline jets crop dusting us with secret drugs, and the proof is that jets leave contrails in the sky.

Has absolutely nothing to do with the actual reality based cloud seeding being done by China. Has nothing to do with HAARP. The contrails in the sky are caused by jet engines, and not MIB agents spraying you with chemicals.

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GlockArm 0 points ago +1 / -1

Strawman.

Discarded.

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thailehuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

government doesn't control weather pay more tax so government can control weather and combat climate change

Pick one.

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WeThePerple 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always wondered why it’s called a carbon tax and not a CO2 tax or emissions tax. We are a carbon based life form! Let’s tax all carbon!

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Strongocho [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahaha!!! I didn't even think of that. clown world.

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a conspiracy theory to notice patterns

Go back to sleep

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Minn2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uh, yes the government can control the weather. In fact, it has been explicitly banned for warfare purposes by the Environmental Modification Convention after the US fucked up Vietnam's monsoon season during the war. Plus, Cloud Seeding had been theorized since 1891, and successfully been applied since 1946.

The only question that is left is to what extent can the government control the weather, which I believe isn't as much as the Chemtrail people might think.

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WeThePerple 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best theory I've seen regarding the chemtrails is that they contain large amounts of aluminum powder, so it's easier to use the microwaves.

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Strongocho [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe that explains that viral video of the dude in Texas putting a handful of snow in his microwave and wondering why it was sparking and freaking out like he put a spoon in there. Nobody put that spin on it, the comments were mostly Texans who have never seen snow saying "why does snow do this but water doesn't", but I made that connection as soon as I saw it. I am admittedly a weird conspiracy theorist though, so who knows.

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe. Snow should have some impurities in it too. It's hard to tell what's in it.