I'm moving to Florida. I fucking hate winter. Land's more expensive, but if the shit hits the fan I'll disappear into the everglades and become one with the swamp.
Indeed, that's fairly easy to find literally 20 or 30 miles AWAY from the Interstate. Anyone who's bitching about income tax, hasn't seen our real estate.
If you find a cool zillow listing there it'd be fun to see, always amazes me the differences between markets. One place a shack is selling for $1m with holes in the walls, and other places you'd get a palace for the same amount.
5 acres of wooded land with a house and 3 car garage was sold at auction for $49k here in Missouri.
$250k gets you a very large house.
I wouldn't live anywhere else.
I'm moving to Florida. I fucking hate winter. Land's more expensive, but if the shit hits the fan I'll disappear into the everglades and become one with the swamp.
If you disappear into the everglades you'll become gator chow.
They will try. They will fail.
Don't forget the python infestation! They are even eating the gators.
Tastes like chicken
Wife has family in Florida. It’s just.. different. The grass is weird and there’s lizards everywhere.
Indeed, that's fairly easy to find literally 20 or 30 miles AWAY from the Interstate. Anyone who's bitching about income tax, hasn't seen our real estate.
If you find a cool zillow listing there it'd be fun to see, always amazes me the differences between markets. One place a shack is selling for $1m with holes in the walls, and other places you'd get a palace for the same amount.