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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm moving to Florida. I fucking hate winter. Land's more expensive, but if the shit hits the fan I'll disappear into the everglades and become one with the swamp.

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UndeadRevolver 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you disappear into the everglades you'll become gator chow.

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Major_Nutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

They will try. They will fail.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

"This is mah swamp"

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Big_Sam_Handwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget the python infestation! They are even eating the gators.

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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tastes like chicken

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wife has family in Florida. It’s just.. different. The grass is weird and there’s lizards everywhere.