This attention to detail is why he is so successful. He should taste it and then send it back saying it's metal tainted, ie., the Diet Coke version of being corked.
Coke should come out with a "Less White" brand of Coke. That way, Coke would "think" they reformed the White population. Call it "Honey" Cola or something. It brings out the Sweetness in the White Folk.
Sources familiar with his thinking...
Sources created by the author's imagination...
Seriously who cares....but "popping" the diet coke right in front of him makes total sense to ensure it was not contaminated.
This attention to detail is why he is so successful. He should taste it and then send it back saying it's metal tainted, ie., the Diet Coke version of being corked.
How will he ever recov.....Oh...there he goes again!!
huffpost still salty lol Just sad.
so what? He is Geotus period!
Rent free....
They just can’t imagine an existence without him!
All the other presidents had pizza parties, Trump just diet coke and ketchup. Lightweight!
Wow this is some crucial stuff here my God I can’t believe this.
Coke should come out with a "Less White" brand of Coke. That way, Coke would "think" they reformed the White population. Call it "Honey" Cola or something. It brings out the Sweetness in the White Folk.
BLONALD TOOMF DESTROYYYEEEDDDDD
Worlds greatest troll. Gotta love him.
Scathing...
"elaborate steps", probably means cleaning the top of the can because they're all covered with rat piss.
plastic straw? based.
Hes not even "President" (he is) and they just cant move on. Lol rent free.
Left can’t meme or talk shit or tell the truth or be self sufficient etc.
OMG A BILLIONAIRE HAS STANDARDS AND PREFERENCES
If i was a mere millionaire, Id have hookers doing all kinds of crazy shit to me and for me
How’s that rash?
Oh the one your sister gave me? Doctor gave me penicillin
Wear a rubber next time, numskull!
I should have worn three
You admitted you fuck hookers, are you pro human trafficking? Can’t get an actual woman? You sound like a Biden voter. Is Hunter your idol? Next.
Ive actually never fucked a hooker. Was trying to make a point. But carry on, by all means