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CaptainKekistan 9 points ago +11 / -2

According to anonymous sources

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TheOne1 3 points ago +4 / -1

Sources familiar with his thinking...

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deleteDems 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sources created by the author's imagination...

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waterfaucet 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously who cares....but "popping" the diet coke right in front of him makes total sense to ensure it was not contaminated.

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flounder69 3 points ago +3 / -0

This attention to detail is why he is so successful. He should taste it and then send it back saying it's metal tainted, ie., the Diet Coke version of being corked.

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Medtex1 7 points ago +7 / -0

How will he ever recov.....Oh...there he goes again!!

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biggerthanpluto 6 points ago +6 / -0

huffpost still salty lol Just sad.

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Amanda 5 points ago +5 / -0

so what? He is Geotus period!

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One_American 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rent free....

They just can’t imagine an existence without him!

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LoriInNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

All the other presidents had pizza parties, Trump just diet coke and ketchup. Lightweight!

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Nyy817 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow this is some crucial stuff here my God I can’t believe this.

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Mary911 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coke should come out with a "Less White" brand of Coke. That way, Coke would "think" they reformed the White population. Call it "Honey" Cola or something. It brings out the Sweetness in the White Folk.

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NimbleNavigator20202 2 points ago +2 / -0

BLONALD TOOMF DESTROYYYEEEDDDDD

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Daffysbrother17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worlds greatest troll. Gotta love him.

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stonepony 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scathing...

"elaborate steps", probably means cleaning the top of the can because they're all covered with rat piss.

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burner123 2 points ago +2 / -0

plastic straw? based.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes not even "President" (he is) and they just cant move on. Lol rent free.

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Pepelosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Left can’t meme or talk shit or tell the truth or be self sufficient etc.

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otistoole 1 point ago +3 / -2

OMG A BILLIONAIRE HAS STANDARDS AND PREFERENCES

If i was a mere millionaire, Id have hookers doing all kinds of crazy shit to me and for me

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YodaBannon 0 points ago +1 / -1

How’s that rash?

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otistoole 0 points ago +3 / -3

Oh the one your sister gave me? Doctor gave me penicillin

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear a rubber next time, numskull!

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otistoole 1 point ago +2 / -1

I should have worn three

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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YodaBannon 1 point ago +2 / -1

You admitted you fuck hookers, are you pro human trafficking? Can’t get an actual woman? You sound like a Biden voter. Is Hunter your idol? Next.

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otistoole 0 points ago +2 / -2

Ive actually never fucked a hooker. Was trying to make a point. But carry on, by all means