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posted ago by JaoBiZen ago by JaoBiZen +392 / -1

I’m not going to the marine corps when I’m 18.

I’m done.

It’s so stupid and weak

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Julius_Severus 27 points ago +31 / -4

Yeah dude don't join the military it's a bad deal

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JaoBiZen [S] 23 points ago +28 / -5

They try to bribe you with cars and college

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Julius_Severus 26 points ago +29 / -3

All they ask in return is that you be their war slave

The US military exercises far more control over its employees than most employers, and the pay isn't even all that competitive.

The worst pat is you probably won't even be defending America. We invaded Iraq to make the Middle East safe for Israel and Gulf Arab petromonarchs.

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b1fool44 8 points ago +10 / -2

Yeah I served 8 years in the DS wars and couldn't agree more. The billion dollar circus.

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Julius_Severus 6 points ago +8 / -2

I respect the importance of possessing a martial spirit and I see the allure of getting to wear a silly hat and blow stuff up

It's too bad we have all these great soldiers and awesome tech and we don't use them to help our own people

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JaoBiZen [S] 3 points ago +7 / -4

It’s so fucking retarded

Grandfather served for NG

You had Desert Shield and Vietnam invasion

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Brellin 1 point ago +2 / -1

The work hours are brutal too. When I was in we averaged about 13+ hours a day in garrison. Up by 4:30 to get prepped and then get to work (you had to show up early, being less than 30 minutes early meant you were late), usually not let off work until 6. During autumn and the winter we would regularly wake up and go to work when it was dark and then wouldn't get off until it was dark. And again this was while in garrison, not even speaking of deployments when you're literally on duty 24/7/365

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DickTick 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anybody with even slightly conservative leanings would be full-on fucking retarded to join the military anytime in the next 4 years.....

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independentbystander -3 points ago +2 / -5

They tried to bribe me with pictures of underaged girls (in an Army recruiter's office.)

The recruiter's office hounded my parents and threatened me with arrest if I wouldn't come to their office. When I got there, they immediately ordered me to fill out enlistment paperwork. I refused, and they then said I would be "free to go" if I would sign some sort of "deferred enlistment" scam that would require me to report for boot camp after 6 months to settle my affairs. In the process, the recruiter took a batch of Polaroid pictures of obviously-underaged girls working an overseas strip club lap-dancing drunken soldiers, telling me those girls were 14. When I questioned the legality of their possession and "promotional use" of child-porn, he became very triggered and called in an assistant. At some point, I caught him not guarding the door and made a run for it. I wish I had video of that, those two fat-asses chasing me out of the building pounding on my car-window on a city street, looking that the evil dickheads they are.

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not saying (it), you're lying.... but I will say that what you said (also) sounds like complete bullshit..... I've had a ton of friends that were in the military and several of them were even recruiters and not a damn thing you said sounds like anything I've ever heard before.... Edit - took a poop break and then came back to this bizarre comment..... So fuck it, I'll say it - you are full of shit and I feel 100% confident in that assessment. You do have one wild fucking imagination though, I'll give you that.... Shits gonna get you in trouble one day though, bro.... Seriously.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mission: Accomplished" -CCP

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Worldskipper2 20 points ago +21 / -1

Maybe you should call the local recruitment office and tell them that. They may need to hear that our security is being damaged by politics and they're losing out on prime candidates. That should be a story getting covered in the news.

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FamburgerHelper 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's plenty of people who will join for free transition therapy.

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FamburgerHelper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you know I was shocked to learn that the military paid for this type of treatment? And I was a lefty back then ... well, thanks to Obama & Crooked I am no longer a Democrat nor do I vote in that direction.

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Brellin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It should be, yes, but we all know that it won't. The "news" does not cover anything newsworthy these days unless it's a story that's been spun to help whatever agenda they are pushing.

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DickTick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh they're certainly going to fucking hear about it when they don't meet their quotas.....

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1AngryTart 12 points ago +14 / -2

Good call....don't be a traitor....

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Fap-Meister 8 points ago +12 / -4

The military likes to take advantage of dumb people. Your job is to be told what to do.

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BadManOrange 8 points ago +8 / -0

I love the military and individual soldiers, but it's sad to say that our nation has used the military as a tool to advance the globalist agenda for decades. During Trump's presidency we could at least know that soldiers were being directed to secure American interests. Beyond that?

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tilkibazil 5 points ago +5 / -0

And they even lied to the President of the US.

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ApprenticeParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let them recruit transgenders. That's what they want anyways.

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Brellin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marine corps is pretty much the last branch of the military you should join if you want any control over where you go. In the marines you get sent where they want you sent and you're pretty much boned if you don't like it, up to and including literally sending you to retraining for a different job. At least in the army and the air force you stick with the MoS (method of service ie: job) you joined with and can apply to either stay at your current duty station or potentially request a reassignment to a duty station of choice (though whether or not it'll be approved is obviously up in the air). No real experience with the way the Navy does things myself, but I imagine that's mostly if you want to travel around constantly on a ship.

Spoken as someone that was in the army btw, every time I met a marine on deployment I could only feel bad for them, their equipment sucked (by comparison) as did their facilities. And I wasn't exactly rolling in luxury myself as an infantryman, so that's really saying something.

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Brellin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was actually in Ramadi myself during the Anbar Awakening, that place was a massive shithole. I still remember the week on / week off rotations at COP Steel. What a hell of a time.

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VonBustacap 3 points ago +3 / -0

The military's job is to no longer protect the US constitution, it is to force the wishes of the elites on the world's population.

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Truthdose 3 points ago +6 / -3

The military as a whole is full of BS and should have collapsed after the failures after 9/11...

You should have stopped believing in them after the invasions...

The military is full of BS anyway...it should have collapsed after 2004...

There is no way the draft would EVER work now...people would be exposed to the HORROR of what the military does and, quite frankly, is...

WAR | What They Won't Tell You!

The Truth About How The US Will Save Syria(in particular, 44:00 to end)

Iraq: A Decade of Hell

Turkey vs Europe: WAR?!?(start at 28:30)

The Unreported Facts About Libya | True News

Endless War | Scott Horton and Stefan Molyneux

American Detention Has Nothing to do with the War on Terror | True News

'Empire of Corruption' - A Conversation with Karen Kwiatkowski

The Empire Strikes Out - The US Economic Crisis

War and the Price of Empire | True News

House, MD - The Real Cause of the Current Financial Crisis

Ten Lost Years | True News

Think it is over?...

Uncovered: The War on Iraq

'Empire of Corruption' - A Conversation with Karen Kwiatkowski

HELL NO

The military discards broken soldiers

This is a leftist channel, however, they were not nearly as bad then as they(as all democrat leaning media were) are now

The Untold Story of War: U.S. Veterans Face Staggering Epidemic of Unemployment, Trauma & Suicide

Drugging America's Veterans: Painkiller Abuse Spreads As VA Becomes Vets' "Drug Dealer of Choice"

This one was made by Phil Donahue, an enemy of the warmongers at the time...so much so that he was "cancelled" by MSNPC

Body of War

Another...

Other Than Honorable: Army Strips Benefits of Wounded Veterans by Kicking Them Out for Misconduct

Probably the blackest pill of all...

Invisible War - Depleted Uranium and the politics of radiation

Additional entries...

Stories from the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, from two combat veterans

Left Behind in Ramadi: Combat Vet's Iraq War Story

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GoodvsEvil2 0 points ago +2 / -2

nice collection.

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TheOneWhoKnocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd be far better off gathering up a group of like-minded young men and engaging in your own martial training: martial arts (boxing, karate, judo, wrestling etc), shooting, hunting, fishing. Make a fight club of sorts. Train hard. You will be better men physically and mentally, will build bonds, and will be better prepared for all the nasty shit that's coming. If you can't find a whole group, just get one other guy. The rest will be drawn to you eventually.

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Filetsmignon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't serve under Xiden.

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Skyrison 2 points ago +3 / -1

DONT SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR THEM ANYMORE!! it's NOT the military of the "old world" anymore. they dont give a SHIT about you.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +3 / -1

Military is so cucked

Don't forget the police are too.

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Starxteel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meatgrindary is the proper term

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QuietAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

On the other hand, you could do your time, learn some useful skills and help out America by throwing sand in the engines if they turn on the American people

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Luke7137 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would I join the military under a pedophiles command?

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll try to send you off to die somewhere while calling you racist and oppressive the whole time. Then if they find out you aren't a soy-fueled liberal, your commanding officers will fuck with you to do demeaning jobs and try to get you to fuck up and kicked out on purpose. Don't waste your time if you can avoid it. They also give preferential treatment to women so they'll be promoted way before you even if you deserve it. I don't know about you, but I'd have issues being ridiculed by someone who's ranked higher than me merely because she has a vagina and showed it to her superiors to move on up faster. I've got no patience for it.

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you want to be in the military and know you’d follow illegal orders, don’t join. If you might say no and try and charge your superior, maybe join, but be ready to leave and receive punishment. If you know you’d be a patriot, join and be your best self. Consider the national guard so you aren’t a retainer.