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posted ago by JaoBiZen ago by JaoBiZen +392 / -1

I’m not going to the marine corps when I’m 18.

I’m done.

It’s so stupid and weak

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independentbystander -3 points ago +2 / -5

They tried to bribe me with pictures of underaged girls (in an Army recruiter's office.)

The recruiter's office hounded my parents and threatened me with arrest if I wouldn't come to their office. When I got there, they immediately ordered me to fill out enlistment paperwork. I refused, and they then said I would be "free to go" if I would sign some sort of "deferred enlistment" scam that would require me to report for boot camp after 6 months to settle my affairs. In the process, the recruiter took a batch of Polaroid pictures of obviously-underaged girls working an overseas strip club lap-dancing drunken soldiers, telling me those girls were 14. When I questioned the legality of their possession and "promotional use" of child-porn, he became very triggered and called in an assistant. At some point, I caught him not guarding the door and made a run for it. I wish I had video of that, those two fat-asses chasing me out of the building pounding on my car-window on a city street, looking that the evil dickheads they are.

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not saying (it), you're lying.... but I will say that what you said (also) sounds like complete bullshit..... I've had a ton of friends that were in the military and several of them were even recruiters and not a damn thing you said sounds like anything I've ever heard before.... Edit - took a poop break and then came back to this bizarre comment..... So fuck it, I'll say it - you are full of shit and I feel 100% confident in that assessment. You do have one wild fucking imagination though, I'll give you that.... Shits gonna get you in trouble one day though, bro.... Seriously.