They tried to bribe me with pictures of underaged girls (in an Army recruiter's office.)
The recruiter's office hounded my parents and threatened me with arrest if I wouldn't come to their office. When I got there, they immediately ordered me to fill out enlistment paperwork. I refused, and they then said I would be "free to go" if I would sign some sort of "deferred enlistment" scam that would require me to report for boot camp after 6 months to settle my affairs. In the process, the recruiter took a batch of Polaroid pictures of obviously-underaged girls working an overseas strip club lap-dancing drunken soldiers, telling me those girls were 14. When I questioned the legality of their possession and "promotional use" of child-porn, he became very triggered and called in an assistant. At some point, I caught him not guarding the door and made a run for it. I wish I had video of that, those two fat-asses chasing me out of the building pounding on my car-window on a city street, looking that the evil dickheads they are.
I'm not saying (it), you're lying.... but I will say that what you said (also) sounds like complete bullshit.....
I've had a ton of friends that were in the military and several of them were even recruiters and not a damn thing you said sounds like anything I've ever heard before....
Edit - took a poop break and then came back to this bizarre comment..... So fuck it, I'll say it - you are full of shit and I feel 100% confident in that assessment. You do have one wild fucking imagination though, I'll give you that.... Shits gonna get you in trouble one day though, bro.... Seriously.
They tried to bribe me with pictures of underaged girls (in an Army recruiter's office.)
The recruiter's office hounded my parents and threatened me with arrest if I wouldn't come to their office. When I got there, they immediately ordered me to fill out enlistment paperwork. I refused, and they then said I would be "free to go" if I would sign some sort of "deferred enlistment" scam that would require me to report for boot camp after 6 months to settle my affairs. In the process, the recruiter took a batch of Polaroid pictures of obviously-underaged girls working an overseas strip club lap-dancing drunken soldiers, telling me those girls were 14. When I questioned the legality of their possession and "promotional use" of child-porn, he became very triggered and called in an assistant. At some point, I caught him not guarding the door and made a run for it. I wish I had video of that, those two fat-asses chasing me out of the building pounding on my car-window on a city street, looking that the evil dickheads they are.
I'm
notsaying (it), you're lying.... but I will say that what you said (also) sounds like complete bullshit..... I've had a ton of friends that were in the military and several of them were even recruiters and not a damn thing you said sounds like anything I've ever heard before.... Edit - took a poop break and then came back to this bizarre comment..... So fuck it, I'll say it - you are full of shit and I feel 100% confident in that assessment. You do have one wild fucking imagination though, I'll give you that.... Shits gonna get you in trouble one day though, bro.... Seriously.