I'm not saying (it), you're lying.... but I will say that what you said (also) sounds like complete bullshit..... I've had a ton of friends that were in the military and several of them were even recruiters and not a damn thing you said sounds like anything I've ever heard before.... Edit - took a poop break and then came back to this bizarre comment..... So fuck it, I'll say it - you are full of shit and I feel 100% confident in that assessment. You do have one wild fucking imagination though, I'll give you that.... Shits gonna get you in trouble one day though, bro.... Seriously.