"Welcome to X (insert year, state, county etc. noun of your choice), where the Y (weather, politicians etc.) are more Bi Polar than a crack head trying to get out of an arrest."

Example: Welcome to the north east US where the weather is more bpolar than a crack head trying to get out of an arrest.

Example 2: Welcome to SCOTUS where their decisions to take up cases is more bi polar than a crack head trying to get out of an arrest.

Please use this phrase to aid in your everyday lives as it has a wide range of uses.