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posted ago by ghost_of_aswartz ago by ghost_of_aswartz +1307 / -8

Disclaimer: I am not advocating nuking ANY city, let alone DC. Nor do I or any of my friends happen to own any nuclear weapons. If we did, we'd cast them into the fire of mount doom. These weapons shouldn't've ever existed on Earth, and should be abolished by everyone, if we are serious about "world peace". That being said....


.... I am fairly certain that I would cheer if DC were nuked. The only people I would mourn are our wonderful national guardspeople who would be innocents in this.

Everyone else in DC can go though. I feel like our government is totally irredeemable and if our enemies nuked specifically DC, Chicago, LA, and NY after my friends there vacate NY, I think we'd see rapid improvement in our country and our future.

Who else feels this way?

Sorry if I'm being a total sociopath today. I am angry about the SCOTUS decision and feel like we've lost our country to our greatest enemies.

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Roadpower 34 points ago +36 / -2

I've been dreaming of an asteroid hitting D.C. for over fifteen years now. Hopefully when all of those rats are in town.

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NADSAQ 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think fire and brimstone are more targeted at evil.

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ivana-humpalot 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was seriously on the toilet a half hour ago thinking the exact same thing

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digitalher0 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wish granted.

Research why there are enormous telescopes in Antarctica and why underground cities are being made at astonishing rates. The recent movie Greenland is what is called, predictive programming, as that is what's coming about in a few years time. Something big is incoming!

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IronMaiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would say the fact that we're over due for a large impact is the biggest sign. It's bound to happen. Maybe tomorrow, maybe in 20 years.

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SteelMongoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember the scene from Mars Attacks, when the old lady laughs as Congress is blown up by Martians? That.

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OldKYguy 25 points ago +26 / -1

We don't call em glowies for nuthin

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DrSonicScream 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nah, I had the idea years ago. Imagine our enemy nukes DC, NYC, LA, SF, and Boston... overnight we'd loose a high percentage of liberals, leftists, sellouts. We could save the country with what's left.. If they took out Altlanta, Chicago, Detroit, Philly, etc. we'd recover amazingly.... its kinda like cancer... sometimes the radiation can heal by killing off the bad stuff...

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

No nukes, that would be too obvious. Bioweapon. Subtle, lots of room for plausible deniability, heavy casualties that will set people at eachothers throats. If you think the mask nazis are crazy now wait until you see how they'll act after something like that happens

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually I should have been more specific. We should use the neutron bomb. Doesn't leave so much radiation, but leaves most of those beautiful buildings WE PAID FOR in tact

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OldKYguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

We could never get the stank out of them. Old people fart all day and those bastards always been old and farting. I bet DC smells like one giant pile of shit by now.

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, it was literally built on top of a swamp, sooo...

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Pandas4Trump 1 point ago +7 / -6

Listen fat, I may or may not have encouraged some desecration. Just bring a mask and a walkie talkie to any right wing event. Don't fall for glowie shit. We need you for more than a day, but can you blame the guy who put his feet on Pelosi's desk? If I had cancer... that's so me

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +7 / -1

If I had aids, I'd have rubbed my butt all over that desk

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SaltyKrakenBalls 16 points ago +17 / -1

I rather start with a live stream of feeding all corrupt politicians being fed to hungry starving wolves/piranhas/sharks... the viewership entertainment gold...

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befehlistbefehl 6 points ago +6 / -0

feeding all corrupt politicians being fed to hungry starving wolves/piranhas/sharks

That would make them actually useful for something good.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brightside outlook for free men to murder tyranny.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Feed them slowly feed first through the paper shredders they used to destroy ballots, while they confess their sins so that we don't put their families through after them

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Monsterfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The families need to go too. They have all profited from the corruption and tyranny.

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defiant_liberty 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't think I would cheer, but fuck, it's hard not to notice how that would solve a lot of problems.

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f_bastiat 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would solve a lot of problems, my concern is what problems it would create.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look on the brightside...half of the pedophiles in the US would be wiped out in an instant. That's a pretty good start if you ask me 🤣

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 8 points ago +8 / -0

This post glows so bright you almost need to wear sunglasses

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not a glowie just angry. You are too

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 3 points ago +4 / -1

Just a joke

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think thats the radiation.

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8thGenPatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

How big of a nuke? I might be in the blast radius...

Aw who am I kidding, I'd cheer anyway.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm just worried about all of the irradiated zombie refugees flooding my neighborhood.

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f_bastiat 7 points ago +7 / -0

In DC, 95% of people voted for Biden. That is probably one of the few accurate vote counts, and the main reason that reassured me Donald Trump, the true president, was the right choice.

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CtBigPat 7 points ago +9 / -2

Use a neutron bomb, save the museums, eliminate the politicians.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good thinking!

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The_MAGA_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

the museums are full of propaganda... no thanks

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, just take a page out of the liberal playbook and set up a Truth Commission to rectify history.

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ArriveViolently 6 points ago +6 / -0

As long as Lauren Boebert is back home in Colorado... press the button.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

And all the Marines at 8th & I. Men that run to evacuate a retirement community thats ablaze (without fire retardant clothing) dont deserve a nuclear death.

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Monsterfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they did nothing to stop the steal they are traitors too. Let em burn.

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lauren Boebert and Matt Gatz are the only honest people in Washington. Fucking atomize everyone else.

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ChickNorris 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, I live too close to DC. I'd be in the fall out zone. Maybe if I got advance warning so I could get myself and my family to a safe distance away, then bombs away.

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DCdeplorable 3 points ago +4 / -1

Same but at this point i almost feel like im bringing it on myself. Hoping to move to some mountain 50 miles away and stop caring about this shithole of a swamp

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BoffoTheClown 4 points ago +4 / -0

If all those politicians were ever in the same place as me, and i had the option of doing it, id gladly call in a nuclear strike on myself.

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

A small price to pay for salvation.

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runeu 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. I love DC, just not the current government. Plus, it is exactly what someone would want if they wanted the government to infringe even more on our rights. Just look at what came out of 9/11 and times it by twenty.

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NotMyGovernor 4 points ago +5 / -1

Turner Diaries

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Trumpgirl1963 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s so funny, this was our EXACT conversation at the dinner table tonight. We all said, “wouldn’t it be great if BLM and Antifa had just burnt the whole dang place to the ground”? No one hurt of course, I would never want that but I would not cry if it all blew to smithereens.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually it would be better if BLM and Antifa took out DC because then the situation would solve itself, rather than starting a bunch of wars out of "whodunit" style american paranoia. Think about 9/11

That was an inside frikiing job so we blew up 4 countries!

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think it was an inside job. That being said, it was highly convenient for the Military-Industrial Complex.

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ministry_of_truth 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not “feel like we’ve lost our country,” it’s happened. It officially happened at the first SCOTUS decisions to sit on their hands in December. You’ve had time to accept it by now, instead of making terrible posts. Shitpost? How is this a shitpost? It’s not particularly funny

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Firefop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump was our last chance at having a peaceful resolution. Next comes an actual tyrant. Irony is I don't even care anymore, I'm sick of trying to save these idiots from themselves.

It's going to get hard for everyone, but it'll be worse for them because them...

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SkullE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grab the marshmallows and watch it burn. Cause im not doing a damn thing to stop it.

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ivana-humpalot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Literally not a shitpost. A meme? Maybe. More like an essential truth, as in “the sky is blue” “Bill Clinton is a rapist” “joe Biden is a pedophile”

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +2 / -1

INFOWARS DOT COM

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only reason to be sad would be for the architecture, the historical documents, and people in numbers to be easily counted on 2 hands. Luckily, our government isn't in DC, and we'd lose a lot of traitors.

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DudePlayingaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't cheer but I wouldn't be surprised.

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SkullE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Invaders could come onto our beaches and ill be there handing out maps to DC.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 2 points ago +4 / -2

Who else feels this way?

I feel you are trying to divide people in a very silly, ham-handed attempt. It also sounds familiar.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Huh? No I'm just venting. And allowing you to participate. It's called blowing off steam.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool, it's hard to tell sometimes.

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Goozmania 2 points ago +3 / -1

I would drop to my knees and cry in total, complete serenity and joy, if North Korea or Iran were to nuke DC. Nothing is stopping them, now that we have no country.

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frogwithbreasts -1 points ago +1 / -2

Hey send me your address I want to talk ;)

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remember1776 2 points ago +4 / -2

I mean the Bomb did arguably have a net positive effect on Japan

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

DC would deserve it far more than Japan ever did, let me tell you

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Japan in WWII: Kamikaze attacks, Rape of Nanking, slavery, genocide

Japan in 2021: Pokemon, anime, manga, cat girls figurines, hentai

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahaha! Updoot for that nuke

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be careful what you wish for. All this talk about the mrna vaccine weakening immune systems and china has yet to reveal their "bioweapon" from the third hard drive they sent to pelosi and trump

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love this. I encourage Iran and North Korea and all.of thr USA enemies. To target DC specifically. You would be doing the rest of the USA a favor !

Thank you

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womp_squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw someone say that doing anything to the capitol is the worst thing imaginable and all the personal property destroyed over the summer is insignificant. I said I would rather see DC burn to the ground 100 times over than see one citizen lose their lives work. That is the difference between them and us. The people will always be more important than the government and if you think otherwise, at this point, you are my enemy and an enemy to all mankind.

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LiskaEman 1 point ago +2 / -1

I kind of want another country to look at us, see what’s going on, go “aw hell naw” and just take us over and take the whole government out...

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Lordahdaring 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that Trump is in FL, why not?

Reality has kindly placed all of our tyrannical retards in one place...

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sylvia Sidney in Mars Attacks...

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Full send, max power Tsar Bomba.

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Rods from God, running nonstop for a month

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would solve the safety bunker problems

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Followed by a few of them Jew lasers

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Ampersand2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had a great dream last night. A supervolcano formed under Washington and erupted, spilling MAGA hats and signs (lmao) all over the city.

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am specifically advocating for the nuking of Washington DC.

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Antemalagon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, at this point it would do more good as long as every fucking congressman and senator were present to be turned to dust. Think of all those poor forbes top 50 richest and corporations loosing their investments in their puppets so sad .

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barwhack 1 point ago +2 / -1

Given the liars that rule us and press us, who's to credibly say this has not already happened?

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh like radiation has turned them into mindless zombies? Does CNN emit zombie-capable radiation? Someone shoudl look into that

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’d be happy if an asteroid as big as the capitol building happened to destroy it in the middle of the night when nobody is inside. See how they like their “sacred halls” of BS being nothing but ashes. Then they can go camp in tents to work or maybe those lovely parking garages where they left our soldiers.

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PEPEpeepee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best thing that ever happened to the US

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Gyromancer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, so long as it doesn't hit America, all will be well.

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

after we nuke china first

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koshersquid 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not like I'd shed a tear for Nancy Pelosi, but I don't think the guy flipping burgers at the DC McDonald's needs to die for no reason. I happen to like the people of this country, even the ones misguided enough to vote D. It's not a people problem, it's a cheater problem and a politician problem.

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, speaking as someone who would be in the radioactive fallout zone. NUKE DC!

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

What we need is zoning rules that prevent cities from forming. Cities are the problem. They breed stupid.

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Ched 1 point ago +1 / -0

John Titor intensifies

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Repentnow 1 point ago +4 / -3

WHAT A STUPID POST..

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ghost_of_aswartz [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good contribution 💯

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PepeAmericusMaximus 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fuck it, if we're gonna reset, let's fucking reset.

Also, fuck the fbi

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wing_str 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you think the weapon itself somehow prevents "world peace", you're retarded.

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DZP1 0 points ago +1 / -1

A large sea of glass, and then we start over. We need to get the Israelis to trigger the blackmail bomb they have in their embassy basement.

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jrgreen73 0 points ago +4 / -4

Congratulations. You just won a visit from the FBI.

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OldKYguy 4 points ago +5 / -1

If the FBI learns of a nuke from this place then they have much larger issues and Earth would already be dead.

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lets face, we would probably find out about an attempt to nuke the U.S. before those retards could.

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

He said IF... Besides, those lumps of shit are still tracking grandma down for wandering into the capital the day of the "riot"

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ThisIsHowItStarts 0 points ago +1 / -1

I would smile. However, there are some good people that live there. Like Candace Owens.