3631
Comments (278)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
131
Blazeron 131 points ago +135 / -4

I got the house now I just need to find a woman that doesn't already have someone else's kids.

45
magabeans 45 points ago +47 / -2

thats going to be hard af, im only early 30s and cant find a woman my age with no kids and a 36 24 36 figure

7
christianknight 7 points ago +15 / -8

Go for foreigner and remove your lower age limit. Younger is better. Less mental baggage.

1
geewhiz 1 point ago +1 / -0

specifically, go for someone who has been ingrained by Momma since birth that Soviet Russia Was Bad (so, ANY Eastern European stock, they're usually pretty fit also), can see what's happening in America right now and loathes Xi and the Mullah and their enablers. That's usually a formula that you cannot go wrong with.