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Kamaltoe 13 points ago +13 / -0

I fart raped a bunch of doctors and nurses on a hospital elevator once. The doors were about to close when I let one rip, then a hand squeezed inbetween the doors and thats when they all got on. It wasnt so much the sound of it, but the smell.... One nurse so insulted looked back with a very angry face and said "Ya... Someone let himself go!" Heck, even my own eyes were watering

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Stonesolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol...I ripped one in a bar one night and dang near cleared the place out so they could breath...till this day they bring up that,that was the worst fart ever!

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TonsOfSalt 5 points ago +5 / -0

My friend calls those guided missiles. He'll get a big one brewing, and if he's the last one off an elevator he'll stand right outside and rip it into the elevator right as the door closes. It then travels to directly to the next person who hits the button on another floor and delivers the goods right to their nostril.

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Wishdonwasdad 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, this can't be serious

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TonsOfSalt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Rape is always serious. Especially fart rape.

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maga9999 1 point ago +1 / -0

BelieveVictims

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 7 points ago +7 / -0

But what about when women release their tepid backed up flatulence in the Silent But Violent manner, is this internalized misogyny?

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VonBustacap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women can commit #FartRape too!

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redgreenyellowblu 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can be fart agressed-upon by a woman, but you can't be fart raped by a woman because women don't have institutional powers.

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, didn't know that. I was only playing with the starter deck. Seems I need to get the pro series.

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ZombieVote2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's very important that victims find new ways to be victimized. Otherwise you might run low on all that attention you are seeking. I gotta say, I did NOT see fart rape coming though.

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Jackhererer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I disagree with op here. Women can fart pretty good too. https://youtu.be/Q7NtIBiwr5U Fucking tosh.O

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

so cute and nasty at the same time

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Illuminaughtie 4 points ago +4 / -0

as a dad with a wife and two daughters , i am a daily if not hourly rape victim

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VonBustacap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Throw in a couple of dogs at your place and you'd have a real #FartRape-alooza.

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Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's nothing rapy about that silent deadly one that your wife rips off in bed at night then pretends she's asleep.

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not just women who are the victims of fartrapes.

One of the pipefitters at work fartraped three guys in the job trailer just this morning.

Believe. All. Men.

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Lordahdaring 2 points ago +2 / -0

I once worked with an older woman who had some medical issues and she farted almost literally 100% of the time, I don't know how that woman hadn't blown an O ring.

I never ever ever felt raped.

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Final_Arbiter 2 points ago +2 / -0

This kinda talk makes me jealous. As I love to rip juicy, nasty farts...right up to the verge of sharting, which many times I do not succeed, and have to go change my drawls and wipe myself with a wet-wipe. Wife gets mad, but, I really don't GAF....I'm expressing my Fart dominance on her to keep her in line.

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Final_Arbiter 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. While in the truck with my wife, I like to rip out some juicy stinkers, but I lock out the power windows first so she can't wind hers down for fresh air.

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, just an hour ago, I did the same thing to my wife on the way to the grocery store. Half an hour later the car still smelled horrible even with the windows down. My fart molecules are like velcro to the fabric. She hates me sometimes.

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Final_Arbiter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Straight-up ALPHA MALE confirmed!

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Final_Arbiter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, if you advance to the "Dutch Oven" while your wife is asleep, you get 20 extra alpha-male points. 🤪

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

EMBRACE MY METHANE CUDDLES!

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm home alone. Did I just #FartRape myself?