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Final_Arbiter 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. While in the truck with my wife, I like to rip out some juicy stinkers, but I lock out the power windows first so she can't wind hers down for fresh air.

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goodguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, just an hour ago, I did the same thing to my wife on the way to the grocery store. Half an hour later the car still smelled horrible even with the windows down. My fart molecules are like velcro to the fabric. She hates me sometimes.

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Final_Arbiter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Straight-up ALPHA MALE confirmed!

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Final_Arbiter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, if you advance to the "Dutch Oven" while your wife is asleep, you get 20 extra alpha-male points. 🤪