I fart raped a bunch of doctors and nurses on a hospital elevator once. The doors were about to close when I let one rip, then a hand squeezed inbetween the doors and thats when they all got on. It wasnt so much the sound of it, but the smell.... One nurse so insulted looked back with a very angry face and said "Ya... Someone let himself go!" Heck, even my own eyes were watering
Lol...I ripped one in a bar one night and dang near cleared the place out so they could breath...till this day they bring up that,that was the worst fart ever!
My friend calls those guided missiles. He'll get a big one brewing, and if he's the last one off an elevator he'll stand right outside and rip it into the elevator right as the door closes. It then travels to directly to the next person who hits the button on another floor and delivers the goods right to their nostril.
I fart raped a bunch of doctors and nurses on a hospital elevator once. The doors were about to close when I let one rip, then a hand squeezed inbetween the doors and thats when they all got on. It wasnt so much the sound of it, but the smell.... One nurse so insulted looked back with a very angry face and said "Ya... Someone let himself go!" Heck, even my own eyes were watering
Lol...I ripped one in a bar one night and dang near cleared the place out so they could breath...till this day they bring up that,that was the worst fart ever!
My friend calls those guided missiles. He'll get a big one brewing, and if he's the last one off an elevator he'll stand right outside and rip it into the elevator right as the door closes. It then travels to directly to the next person who hits the button on another floor and delivers the goods right to their nostril.