372 Have you been a victim of FartRape?? Oldie but a good one, lol (media.patriots.win) posted 51 days ago by Jimmyjay7 51 days ago by Jimmyjay7 +372 / -0 25 comments share 25 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (25) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 2 ▼ – goodguy 2 points 51 days ago +2 / -0 Hey, just an hour ago, I did the same thing to my wife on the way to the grocery store. Half an hour later the car still smelled horrible even with the windows down. My fart molecules are like velcro to the fabric. She hates me sometimes. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Final_Arbiter 2 points 50 days ago +2 / -0 Straight-up ALPHA MALE confirmed! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Final_Arbiter 2 points 50 days ago +2 / -0 Also, if you advance to the "Dutch Oven" while your wife is asleep, you get 20 extra alpha-male points. 🤪 permalink parent save report block reply
Hey, just an hour ago, I did the same thing to my wife on the way to the grocery store. Half an hour later the car still smelled horrible even with the windows down. My fart molecules are like velcro to the fabric. She hates me sometimes.
Straight-up ALPHA MALE confirmed!
Also, if you advance to the "Dutch Oven" while your wife is asleep, you get 20 extra alpha-male points. 🤪