I'm "gay".... can I get one of those board positions? I promise I will not exercise my powers, you'll gain power and I'll just abstain on every decision.
I also identify as gender non-binary. I am skilled in many corporate skills and things. I can start immediately. Please hire. Need moneyz. Also, refuse to move to California. Only fags live there.
If I'm sitting on a board and attending meetings as their token gay dude, I better be making more than 50K. There better be another comma in that fucking number.
Imagine applying for an executive/board position then being told no, only for it to be offered to Briyan in accounting who attends every PRIDE parade and has pictures of him and his different boyfriends all over his cubicle while he talks about how he's such a "Queen Bitch". Then you turn around and sue the ever living shit out of the company for being passed over and for violating the law because you're a conservative and are an under represented group.
Ok and when these people don't happen to have the qualifications to do the job correctly? Ah yes, they don't care, all the Democrats care about is "muh diversity". If they screw up that's homophobic and wasis. You "intentionally made the job too hard for them".
The democrats think a job is a right and that everyone is entitled to one and at a salary that supports whatever quality of life they want.
Thing is, they actually made up a study that showed “diversity” in company leadership helped increase profits. The government will point to that when companies complain about the rules.
I don’t have the link, but I’m sure you could find it in a web search.
They didn’t have to make up studies. It’s been all over academic literature for a decade.
The fact that it’s not only accepted but heralded to look at a board members skin color or diversity points, and think that’s somehow related to firm value is absolutely nightmarish.
Or these people are minorities so it makes absolutely no sense numbers wise that they would be filling top positions in every company... but Cali doesn’t approve of math anymore either...
This is quite easy to bypass. Just have them claim they're gay and black. Since there are no rules stating what constitutes as "gay" or "black" and anyone can just claim they are one or the other, then you go around this rules no problem.
So moving the company would be like writing off $100,000 right off the top on your taxes plus, the other benefits, because it will be $100,000 you won't have to pay.
I read a few months ago that this was in the works. I guess they finally finished push the bill through. This is that ridiculous leftist logic that's going to cause our country to implode while the rest of the world laughs at us.
A comedian in the 20th century said he left California back when they made homosexuality legal. He said he wanted to get out before they made it mandatory.
I’m a white guy in the Bay Area. I am the under-represented community. Anytime I go anywhere I am one of a handful if not the only white Person there. I went to a pumpkin festival at Halloween and there had to be about 1000 people there and my family were the only white folk present.
Personally, I think they should mandate more. Lots of mandates. Bigger fines. All electric cars, trucks, buses. 100% green energy. And they should do it all by next Tuesday. What are they waiting for? We only have nine more years according to Xiden. This drop by drop stuff is simply not enough for the enlightened folk in the people’s republic of California. Go big or go home and let’s use it as an experiment for the 49 states with a functional cerebellum. Just my opinion.
Stuff like this pisses me off. Just seems like "under-represented minorities" just want stuff and high-paying jobs without actually being good at them. I got 10 saying at least a few companies start losing revenue over hiring one of these diversity quota meeting tokens.
Besides, which sounds better?
"You were hired because we like your resume and believe you are best suited for the job."
or
"You were hired for the color of your skin and sexual orientation only."
There’s a stupid thing that we would say as teenagers. How much money would it take for you to suck a dick? Million dollars? $10 million? What is your price!?! Now is your opportunity to name your price!
The amazing article I read from METALLIC MAN that was posted here said that the reason this is happening in abundance now is due to the record number of people hired specifically as DIVERSITY/INCLUSION reps. The numbers in this country exceeds 500, 000.
How can we possibly compete with all these fucking tards infiltrating businneses, governments, schools, etc??
I mean.. If you are going for that position you could just throw it on your resume for bonus points right? It's your right what you want to be that day!
You got to say your gay, easy
Even better, say you are transsexual so you can keep your spouse.
I am a lesbian male to female transgender who is male presenting with he/him pronouns
This 👆
Don't forget to change your gender fluid every 3000 miles.
Gender fluid.
i can provide gender fluid as proof in front of committee, if they can wait 2 minutes
Well the "B" is "Bi-Sexual" right? Just go buy a gay porn magazine and keep it in your desk. "See... I'm Bi!"
Just walk around with a dildo in your pocket
Hi, my name is Robert. I can't be at the budget meeting this week because I have an appointment at the gynecologist.
Yep. What are gonna do? Ask you to prove it ? 😂
They might eventually. These people are sick.
Suck a dick for interviews lol
Kamala Harris is the moderator of that chat.
I'll tell them to just ask my wife lol
Yeah I've been doing this for a while now. Every time I apply to something, if there's a field for it, I say I'm a gay minority.
They don't question, so I take advantage.
I'm "gay".... can I get one of those board positions? I promise I will not exercise my powers, you'll gain power and I'll just abstain on every decision.
Exactly. It's not complicated.
Imagine getting hired only because you like to take dick up the ass.
I’d love to be part of the interview process.
no... you wouldn't
I also identify as gender non-binary. I am skilled in many corporate skills and things. I can start immediately. Please hire. Need moneyz. Also, refuse to move to California. Only fags live there.
You have to hire based on sexual preference, but you're not allowed to ask those kinds of questions. Good luck dancing on that fine line.
Underrated comment.
Qualifications? Pffffftt...
Was that a cum fart? gross!
Yes, a dirty heels up Harris cum fart with bubbles
Remember future CEO's, if your child sex doll has a runny nose, it's not a cold. It's full.
UNTIL NEXT TIME FRIENDS!
Get paid $50k just for being gay and to sit at board meetings sounds like a good gig
Being gay? or acting gay? big difference
If I'm sitting on a board and attending meetings as their token gay dude, I better be making more than 50K. There better be another comma in that fucking number.
State mandated homosexuality
Texan is a unrepresented community at CA companies.
"wE jUsT wAnT tO bE lEfT aLoNe!!!!!"
Presbyterians are underrepresented community.
So are conservatives.
Imagine applying for an executive/board position then being told no, only for it to be offered to Briyan in accounting who attends every PRIDE parade and has pictures of him and his different boyfriends all over his cubicle while he talks about how he's such a "Queen Bitch". Then you turn around and sue the ever living shit out of the company for being passed over and for violating the law because you're a conservative and are an under represented group.
Ok and when these people don't happen to have the qualifications to do the job correctly? Ah yes, they don't care, all the Democrats care about is "muh diversity". If they screw up that's homophobic and wasis. You "intentionally made the job too hard for them".
The democrats think a job is a right and that everyone is entitled to one and at a salary that supports whatever quality of life they want.
Thing is, they actually made up a study that showed “diversity” in company leadership helped increase profits. The government will point to that when companies complain about the rules.
I don’t have the link, but I’m sure you could find it in a web search.
They didn’t have to make up studies. It’s been all over academic literature for a decade.
The fact that it’s not only accepted but heralded to look at a board members skin color or diversity points, and think that’s somehow related to firm value is absolutely nightmarish.
What the fuck.......
So say if you start a company with four friends and none of them are gay or a minority you now can’t operate with just the four running it any more?
This is such commie equality BS. You should hire the best person for the job not based on sexual preference or skin color.
If you're the type of person who doesn't have minority or lgbtqia+ friends, then california doesn't want you starting businesses, bigot.
Or these people are minorities so it makes absolutely no sense numbers wise that they would be filling top positions in every company... but Cali doesn’t approve of math anymore either...
Oh goody, this decision deserves two snaps and a twist,,, who's with me?
I have no clue how this doesn't violate the same exact rules that protect these people?
This is quite easy to bypass. Just have them claim they're gay and black. Since there are no rules stating what constitutes as "gay" or "black" and anyone can just claim they are one or the other, then you go around this rules no problem.
So moving the company would be like writing off $100,000 right off the top on your taxes plus, the other benefits, because it will be $100,000 you won't have to pay.
I read a few months ago that this was in the works. I guess they finally finished push the bill through. This is that ridiculous leftist logic that's going to cause our country to implode while the rest of the world laughs at us.
how do I secede someone elses state?
Do what Trump did, build a wall
That's why I don't keep shit near my food!
Get ready for the influx of companies going private. Or to Texas.
If I identify as a pansexual lesbians gay black man, can I get a corner office with a window?
This is not hard to comply. Just have them identify as one. Case closed
A comedian in the 20th century said he left California back when they made homosexuality legal. He said he wanted to get out before they made it mandatory.
It was supposed to be a joke. Apparently not!
Hmmm, I wonder if being conservative counts as an "under-represented community"?
All these ideas that are only to slap us in the face come from the CCP - They want to destroy the very fabric of our Nation.
I’m a white guy in the Bay Area. I am the under-represented community. Anytime I go anywhere I am one of a handful if not the only white Person there. I went to a pumpkin festival at Halloween and there had to be about 1000 people there and my family were the only white folk present.
Clearly illegal if challenged.
So, California companies need to hire more white people then.
Why would anyone start or keep a company in California?
Personally, I think they should mandate more. Lots of mandates. Bigger fines. All electric cars, trucks, buses. 100% green energy. And they should do it all by next Tuesday. What are they waiting for? We only have nine more years according to Xiden. This drop by drop stuff is simply not enough for the enlightened folk in the people’s republic of California. Go big or go home and let’s use it as an experiment for the 49 states with a functional cerebellum. Just my opinion.
Stuff like this pisses me off. Just seems like "under-represented minorities" just want stuff and high-paying jobs without actually being good at them. I got 10 saying at least a few companies start losing revenue over hiring one of these diversity quota meeting tokens.
Besides, which sounds better?
"You were hired because we like your resume and believe you are best suited for the job."
or
"You were hired for the color of your skin and sexual orientation only."
Seems racist, sexist, AND gayist to me.
One of the existing leaders just needs to “identify” with being a person of color and thank Coca Cola for taking the lead
There’s a stupid thing that we would say as teenagers. How much money would it take for you to suck a dick? Million dollars? $10 million? What is your price!?! Now is your opportunity to name your price!
"I'm race-fluid."
So if I go there and apply for a ceo postion as the first Dishwasher the will be forced to let me in or be bigots?
That's actually fucked up, I swear I hate California more and more every day
Time to pack your business and leave Cali. Don't give in to this bullshit, just leave and let these fucks stew in their own shit.
Probably worth the fine.
So, which companies are going to move out of California?
The amazing article I read from METALLIC MAN that was posted here said that the reason this is happening in abundance now is due to the record number of people hired specifically as DIVERSITY/INCLUSION reps. The numbers in this country exceeds 500, 000. How can we possibly compete with all these fucking tards infiltrating businneses, governments, schools, etc??
Wait, is that how Hunter Biden got his Barisma board position?
I mean.. If you are going for that position you could just throw it on your resume for bonus points right? It's your right what you want to be that day!
No employment without representation!!
wait what
hahaha, California... what a bunch of fags!!!
Always has been.
The astronaut has arrived
Side note yo... Any idea where that astronaut format came from? I have been curious about that forever.🤔
No, but it is the most versatile meme I have ever seen.