778 California is doomed (media.patriots.win) posted 51 days ago by Drud14 51 days ago by Drud14 +778 / -0 100 comments share 100 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (100) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 55 ▼ – SovereignSon 55 points 51 days ago +55 / -0 You got to say your gay, easy permalink save report block reply ▲ 34 ▼ – Winning_Bigly 34 points 51 days ago +34 / -0 Even better, say you are transsexual so you can keep your spouse. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – Cheesecakecrush 19 points 51 days ago +19 / -0 I am a lesbian male to female transgender who is male presenting with he/him pronouns permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Dumdum 3 points 51 days ago +3 / -0 This 👆 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TonsOfSalt 2 points 51 days ago +2 / -0 Don't forget to change your gender fluid every 3000 miles. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Ophelia 16 points 51 days ago +16 / -0 Gender fluid. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – spelunking_librator 5 points 51 days ago +5 / -0 i can provide gender fluid as proof in front of committee, if they can wait 2 minutes permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – King_Boobus_Toobus 11 points 51 days ago +11 / -0 Well the "B" is "Bi-Sexual" right? Just go buy a gay porn magazine and keep it in your desk. "See... I'm Bi!" permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – FuckYouAsWell 3 points 51 days ago +3 / -0 Just walk around with a dildo in your pocket permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – petethedragon 3 points 51 days ago +3 / -0 Hi, my name is Robert. I can't be at the budget meeting this week because I have an appointment at the gynecologist. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Ophelia 11 points 51 days ago +11 / -0 Yep. What are gonna do? Ask you to prove it ? 😂 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – Leatherwood 14 points 51 days ago +14 / -0 They might eventually. These people are sick. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Dialectic 6 points 51 days ago +6 / -0 Suck a dick for interviews lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 51 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – SovereignSon 5 points 51 days ago +5 / -0 I'll tell them to just ask my wife lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Horkers4Trump 5 points 51 days ago +5 / -0 Yeah I've been doing this for a while now. Every time I apply to something, if there's a field for it, I say I'm a gay minority. They don't question, so I take advantage. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points 51 days ago +2 / -0 I'm "gay".... can I get one of those board positions? I promise I will not exercise my powers, you'll gain power and I'll just abstain on every decision. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – NadlerShartWaddle 1 point 51 days ago +1 / -0 Exactly. It's not complicated. permalink parent save report block reply
You got to say your gay, easy
Even better, say you are transsexual so you can keep your spouse.
I am a lesbian male to female transgender who is male presenting with he/him pronouns
This 👆
Don't forget to change your gender fluid every 3000 miles.
Gender fluid.
i can provide gender fluid as proof in front of committee, if they can wait 2 minutes
Well the "B" is "Bi-Sexual" right? Just go buy a gay porn magazine and keep it in your desk. "See... I'm Bi!"
Just walk around with a dildo in your pocket
Hi, my name is Robert. I can't be at the budget meeting this week because I have an appointment at the gynecologist.
Yep. What are gonna do? Ask you to prove it ? 😂
They might eventually. These people are sick.
Suck a dick for interviews lol
I'll tell them to just ask my wife lol
Yeah I've been doing this for a while now. Every time I apply to something, if there's a field for it, I say I'm a gay minority.
They don't question, so I take advantage.
I'm "gay".... can I get one of those board positions? I promise I will not exercise my powers, you'll gain power and I'll just abstain on every decision.
Exactly. It's not complicated.