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California is doomed (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Drud14 ago by Drud14 +778 / -0
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Winning_Bigly 34 points ago +34 / -0

Even better, say you are transsexual so you can keep your spouse.

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Cheesecakecrush 19 points ago +19 / -0

I am a lesbian male to female transgender who is male presenting with he/him pronouns

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Dumdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

This 👆

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget to change your gender fluid every 3000 miles.

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Ophelia 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gender fluid.

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +5 / -0

i can provide gender fluid as proof in front of committee, if they can wait 2 minutes

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King_Boobus_Toobus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well the "B" is "Bi-Sexual" right? Just go buy a gay porn magazine and keep it in your desk. "See... I'm Bi!"

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FuckYouAsWell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just walk around with a dildo in your pocket

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petethedragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hi, my name is Robert. I can't be at the budget meeting this week because I have an appointment at the gynecologist.