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I CAN do this! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Trick +1938 / -0
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Thep1mp 28 points ago +28 / -0

Fuck that . I’m going to be more white. Spend more time with my kids, pay my bills early, wash my car more..... shit like that.

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x79q3pb 17 points ago +17 / -0

Don't forget to use the internet and enjoy a good night's sleep too, you disgusting white supremacist.

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Thep1mp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh, I’m all in. I’m gonna do all the white people things. I’m even gonna listen to Nickleback and Kenny G.

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Covidiot1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

too far bro... too far

just do some math problems instead

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momspaghetti 3 points ago +3 / -0

Phew that was close... we just about entered the danger zone there.

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runonce 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going to start to fertilize the yard this year and cut it once a week no matter what. Might even trim the bushes into animal shapes or something. Back the cars into the driveway and wax the lawn tractor and wear khakis and a polo to cut the grass. That's pretty fuckin' white.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh shit my black neighbor is so white!

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

According to that list of "white culture", I intend to double the fuck down on every single one of those items.

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Christineblaseyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just not taxes, don't pay that shit early, pay when they are due to accrue interest. Fuck, where is the re-education camp?

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Forty_Five 10 points ago +10 / -0

Coke is poison. Nobody should be drinking that crap in the 1st place.

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burndemdems 3 points ago +3 / -0

I accept your challenge, as I am a coke addict as well...

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter Biden has entered the chat.

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Kekmanchoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pepsi isn't that bad i guess...

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modscalledmeacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah but kfc is, far prefer mcd and beef in general

wait...people apart frm warrenbuffett actually buy coke/pepsi instead of just getting it as part of the setmeal?!

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Angerisagift 1 point ago +1 / -0

RC Cola Real Caucasian !

We found our next troll meme a la the WP symbol. Drive a spike in RC sales, make them disavow.

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MadTrad 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm white and feather Indian. If I be less white I guess I have to paint my face red, and smoke my peace pipe at work.

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Angerisagift 2 points ago +2 / -0

Work?!? Unless you’re in charge of guest relations you need to stop with that white shite.

Would be awesome to see you spark that pipe at some work place and have them go into conniption fits.

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MadTrad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to work at Coke. If I still did, I would consider it

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runonce 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm the one that goes to the store. I'm the one that hauls all the stuff back and puts it away. I'm the one that tells the wife they were all out of Coke.

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GarudaDarkblack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Keep in mind that the majority of Coke products are clearly identified as Coke products. Do your research. Don't fall for the illusion of choice. Lots of people will stop buying one Coke product and substitute it with another without realizing it.

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QuickHands 4 points ago +4 / -0

I accidently a Coke product yesterday 😔 there was no store brand Diet 7-Up so I Diet Sprite and realized my folly later on

Will need to be more careful next time!

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x79q3pb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Careful, store brands can often be from the same main level brands.

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QuickHands 1 point ago +2 / -1

Very true, that's why/how we all got so hooked on ChiCom merchandise

You don't want that American furniture do you? Buy the Walmart Brand instead! (Made in China).

Same with Kitchen Items, Toys, Clothing, Phones, all of the above.Even a lot of "food" at dollar stores these days is shipped in from Pakistan, China etc 🤢

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Orangelightsinwindow 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dr. Pepper is better anyway

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SantaBrown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sundrop all day.

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't drink less Coke if I already wasn't drinking any

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to make your body somehow excrete Coke.

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Homemade-Soap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, I can't drink Bing Lu anymore? Oh wait, I'd rather chug horse piss. Nongfu Springs or nothing

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ultraex2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to switch to Dr pepper

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NadlerShartWaddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoe polish. The answer to your question is shoe polish.

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JoseffineBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coke is disgusting anyway

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flint water is just as healthy.

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geocitiesuser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coke *products

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ModernDayMao 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t forget coke owns a lot of brands.

Simply orange/ect, Gold peak Tea, Disani water, Smart water, Minute Maid, Innocent, Georgia, Costa, Fuse Tea, Honest Tea, lmao Powerade, Fair life, Vitamin Water, Schweppes, Ciel water, Ades (soy based beverage lmao), Fresca, Barq’s root beer, Peace Tea,

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whiterosealchemist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always been a pepsi man myself. Goes back to good memories fishing with grandma at the cranberry bogs.

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JaevlaSkit 0 points ago +1 / -1

I don't know how to drink less coke because I've always been a Pepsi/Mt Dew drinker. I have Pepsi in my blood. Both my grandfather and uncle works for PepsiCo.