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SHALL_NOT 86 points ago +89 / -3

It violates so many basic rules of good health. Carbonation and acid bad for teeth. 40 grams of the worst type sugar per can. 140 totally empty calories. If youre thirsty, drink WATER.

I had a buddy who drank 1-2 GALLONS of soda per day and was constantly plagued by "mystery" health issues of all sorts. Mental health, IBD, renal disease, general malaise. He'd always ask me what the problem could be, "but don't get on me about the soda, what else?" "bro its not the soda, I stopped drinking it for a week and nothing got better. I actually felt worse!"

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I used to drink diet soda and had all kinds of digestive issues. Once I stopped, things got better pretty fast.

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AOCs_tits_4ever 8 points ago +8 / -0

Diet soda is even worse than soda soda I think.

if you crave the bubbles drink Champagne, you can pretend you're a Senator and claim you were afraid for your life from the armed insurrection of people taking selfies and staying inside the velvet rope lines.

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IAbsolutelyDare 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drink tonic water, the quinine will save you from the Fake Virus. 😎